Study Hall.

I picked up this gem the other day and it is worth every penny. I see these books pop up on Ebay every once and a while selling for close to 75-100 bucks, so I was pretty stoked when I stumbled upon this one. There are a ton of useful facts that I've read so far and been like "no shit", and I've have only skimmed through it. Not that I'm going to try to assemble 2 right side flywheels, shave them down and balance them myself, but there is a section in this book if you wanted to give it the old college try at building a stroker. There are also illustrations with sloppy naked biker sluts.

Bread People.

Fuckin' Bread Savage.....

It's Been Too Long......

So, next weekend a couple of us are headed up to NC to see our good friends at the Wheels Through Time Museum. It's been almost a year since we were up there last time and I can't wait to be there again. Getting into zen mode and just quietly looking at the amazing machines is awesome, but the best part about the trip is going to be seeing our homeboys. It's comparable to being a little kid and going to see family in a different state on Christmas or some shit. I could sit here all day and talk about these dudes, but all you need to know is that you are always in good company when you are around them. See you dudes soon.

So, You want to make a Choppy?

I'm actually going to probably use this diagram.

Mutha Fuckin' Space!

I hope that when the government decides to mind their own business and we are able to start hanging out with outer space aliens they look just like this. Goofy as fuck, but all humanoid looking. Looking like Ape Knuckles was their damn creator and shit. At the same time, they are all smart and courteous.

I need money

Got a 35mm front end ,chrome swing arm for a shovelhead ,headlight, mag wheels, 7/8 35mm trees ,and nice chrome shovelhead exhaust. email me if u would like to buy these things and if u have a rigid ironhead frame for sell i need one duane_boatright@yahoo.com

The Big Mountain Run 2012.

It's official. May 17th-20th, 2012. Go ahead and make plans to forget your life for a few days. You know how we do.

Bride of Chuckie?

Or a zombie Cabbage Patch Kid.

Hyundai.

I have always thought that little front wheels on choppers fucking rule. Fuck a 21, run a 15. They remind me of Beavis and Butthead's bicycles. Some dude got laid because of this bike.

Weekend.

This weekend started out great with our good friend Ricky Lewis turning me onto a panhead basket case. I got a ton of shit with it that i need to sell or trade (panhead drop seat frame, juice drum, etc) and I am going to need some shit like a panhead rigid frame, mechanical brakes, star hub wheels, etc. If you have any of that stuff you would like to sell or trade, hit me up. NickResty@Gmail.com

When we got back to the Dojo, I started ripping shit apart and going through all of the parts. This kicker cover was in the stash.

I got to ride around Derek's XLCH. That thing is way fun. Oh yeah, Derek, I rode your bike.

This guy fucks men.

We also celebrated Bowles's birthday. We didn't have a cake, but we did have leftover chinese foods. Make a wish my friend.

Birthday dranks. This is one we call a Hot Dirt. Pint of PBR and a shot of tequila and hot sauce. Car bomb that shit and throw up.

Fuck yeah we play sports. Dodgeball at the Dojo.

Pickett BBQ'ed up some Grimace.

Just a reminder to keep your friends close.. thanks for the fun BDAY

Big Ol' Logs.

Words of advice: Next time you want to take a photo of yourself coveting a boob for Myspace, Facebook, or whatever you chicks that weren't able to sell yourself to lame ass Suicide Girls post photos on......... make sure you flushed that massive turd you just forced out of your ass down the toilet. Or better yet, don't take the photo is the bathroom. Consequences being that someone like me is going to find this photo, get really stoked on it, and show as many people as I can. Sorry, that's just what's up. Shave that pre-teen duster stash too. Thanks.

Buckshot

Sent me some photos of some recent going ons up in Canada. Check it. B-A-R-N.

Don't Forget To Mark Them Calendars!

This will be a fun ass gathering. Doesn't "kickers" mean something different closer to Texas?

Gigantor.

FREEDOM RIDER

The Ape Knuckles Photo Collection.

Ape Knuckles is secretly a photographer. Here is an excerpt from his collection. I'll post some more later on if he doesn't send me a cease and desist letter.

Is that emo scenester shit still around?

Man, those chicks were dumb looking.

Another Night At The Dojo.

We don't ever leave this place now.

If you haven't seen it........

Our boyfriend Jerimiah Smith was in the latest issue of Show Class with one of the best photo shoots in history. Dump em out.

They might smoke weed.

Love truly is a magical thing. One perfect way to show that is by making a portrait of you and your partner's naked romance, as shown by this couple below. I may be wrong, but they look to be the outdoorsy type in my opinion. Hippies if you will. Hairy and stinky sex. That's what's up. It could have been Joe back in the day. Ben and Jerry son. Nice portrait.

Recently......

Mutha fuckin' snakes on J Body's mutha fuckin' tank.

Bad breath.

The Weed Steed is fucked. If anyone out there has a sportster chopper frame (preferably goosenecked) hit me up.

Usual stance.

Duane took the liberty of making Ape Knuckles some new bars while he was not at the Dojo. Complete with a rotor windshield. It needed a rubber dick too. Reminds me, if anyone has an extra dildo that they are willing to part with, one is needed here.