Super Trip 2.

Brandon gets back from Japan very soon. It will be nice to have our navigator back since we have decided to do Super Trip 2. The main reason that I did not attend Born Free 5. Super Trip is just our crew being vagrant on our bikes with no real goal other than figuring out where to camp and which bar to visit each night. We talked about going to see Robby's new fishing shop in Colorado, but in Super Trip fashion, we are just going to play it by ear. Swinging through Milwaukee to do Hood Bush is on the agenda too. I don't know, you plan shit and that plan never follows through. It's best to go with the flow. Also, we have a limited run of the infamous Haints Titties and Destroy koozies. We don't sell shit, mail shit, have a blog store, chopper business, etc. We trying and keep distractions away and keep the chopper vibe as pure as it was the day we all got together. That being said, those of you that own a Haints koozie got it personally given to you and that means a lot to us. We will have a handful of them with us on the Super Trip and hope to hand them out to anyone that gets it. With Instagram being today's main tool of destruction, I'm sure our current locations will be known. So, if you want a koozie, let any of us know and we may just deliver it to you.

Shooooooooooo

Happy Valentine's Day.

Koozies.

It's amazing that these are still out there. Our Death Science lovers, Benji and Jay proudly displaying. Back pocket for life.

Sup Girl.

Dump em out?

Big Mountain Run.

We have a week until it starts.

Found Cell Phones Can Contain Gold.

My friend and yours, Mike D from the world famous Cheap Thrills and Goodtimes, took a little night fishing trip and came across an abandoned cell phone. Well, why wouldn't you go through the photos first thing? And no shit if he didn't find photos of these 2 lake critters getting down and dirty at the same place that we was fishing. Well if any of these two girls somehow stumble across the Haints blog...... Congratulations, you're now famous! Don't do drugs!

What's Up Player?

Hanging out with Kid Rock on the reg, doing lines of toot off of the toilet in the ladies john, tribal tats like nobody's business, and checking out titties on Friday. This is called livin'.

Pancakes.

Somebody Help!

They seem to have crashed their boat and it caught everything on fire! What?

Straight Edge.

I'm a person just like you

But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need..........I've got the straight edge

Wait, this is that different type of Straight Edge, not the Minor Threat type.

Big Ol' Logs.

Words of advice: Next time you want to take a photo of yourself coveting a boob for Myspace, Facebook, or whatever you chicks that weren't able to sell yourself to lame ass Suicide Girls post photos on......... make sure you flushed that massive turd you just forced out of your ass down the toilet. Or better yet, don't take the photo is the bathroom. Consequences being that someone like me is going to find this photo, get really stoked on it, and show as many people as I can. Sorry, that's just what's up. Shave that pre-teen duster stash too. Thanks.

Koozies and Destroy.

A few people have hit me up for koozies lately and a few more have lost their old ones and need replacements. We ran slap out of them and never got anymore printed. I swear to you guys that I'll figure out a way to get more of the same koozies made at some point. I still get hyped every time that I get a koozie photo, so thanks.

ICP Yo.

She has to have a busted face.

Slop-a-billy Freakout!

Yikes!

Viva La Koozie.

I haven't had a new koozie in about a year. We need to get more of these made.

Bars used to be way more fun.

I guess in the golden days getting naked in a bar was no big deal. Now you get yelled at immediately. The fuck happened?

This Chick....

Has some big knockers. Biltwell photo of me hanging loose and hollering at the ladies at Born Free 3.

Man Down!

Our brother Jerimiah had a box truck pull out in front of him while riding his shovelhead in Chicago and smacked it. Physically he is ok, but his bike is fucked. He is in need of some parts to get Uncle Jimmy back to good. I know he needs a wide glide because his is now in the shape of a U. He also needs new wheels. I'm not sure exactly what else is needed, but if you can help out in any way let a nigga know.

Sponge Bob Square Critter.

That must be one hell of a yard party. It looks like Kevin rode his little brothers chopper out too.

I do this all the time.