Big Ol' Logs.

Words of advice: Next time you want to take a photo of yourself coveting a boob for Myspace, Facebook, or whatever you chicks that weren't able to sell yourself to lame ass Suicide Girls post photos on......... make sure you flushed that massive turd you just forced out of your ass down the toilet. Or better yet, don't take the photo is the bathroom. Consequences being that someone like me is going to find this photo, get really stoked on it, and show as many people as I can. Sorry, that's just what's up. Shave that pre-teen duster stash too. Thanks.

Is that emo scenester shit still around?

Man, those chicks were dumb looking.

The Saxophone Player from the Lost Boys.

I still believe.

Yeah, it's real.

Some hipster bitch definitely got this tattooed on her. What a genius decision. Don't you know that fixed gears were only cool for a minute? I heard all the boys that look like girls are getting into mopeds now.

Emo make out session.

Girl on girl? Guy on guy? Either way, their haircuts look like ruffled chicken asses.

New blog employee

We will call him Pip.