Critter Taxidermy.

It's been a while....

Juggalettes.

Critter Taxidermy of the Week.

Chaz, the monotone leopard.

Critter Taxidermy.

These were all done at Uncle Ted's buddy's taxidermy and go cart shop.

Taxidermy.

A lot of people these days seem to collect taxidermy, or stuffed animals if you must. They make a good decoration or accent many places, so I don't blame the collectors. Well, I've been thinking that the Dojo could use more spice and character, so taxidermy might just be that spicy character. But not just you're average stuffed creature of nature, I'm more interested in animals that the normal citizen might consider a sub-par job. Or fucked up if you will. Or even better, Critter Taxidermy. Let me know if you have possession of one of these critter ass beasts and are willing to part with it to put a little flare in our training facility. Here are a few examples of what I am talking about that made me laugh out loud. 

Found Cell Phones Can Contain Gold.

My friend and yours, Mike D from the world famous Cheap Thrills and Goodtimes, took a little night fishing trip and came across an abandoned cell phone. Well, why wouldn't you go through the photos first thing? And no shit if he didn't find photos of these 2 lake critters getting down and dirty at the same place that we was fishing. Well if any of these two girls somehow stumble across the Haints blog...... Congratulations, you're now famous! Don't do drugs!

What's Up Player?

Hanging out with Kid Rock on the reg, doing lines of toot off of the toilet in the ladies john, tribal tats like nobody's business, and checking out titties on Friday. This is called livin'.

Good Hiding Spot.

This critter has got it figured out.

They are officially a gang. Great. A clown gang.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/nov/01/juggalos-classified-as-gang-fbi?newsfeed=true

Beauties.

Quad Cam Bastard Rob turned me onto these hotties and I can't thank him enough. My type of chicks for sure. When we were way young, my friend Brian worked at a camera store and this camera store was one of the only ones that would develop anything. They didn't give a fuck. He would be at work and fax photos identical to these over to Faith Skate Supply where we would all be hanging out. Super critter shit man, one legged hookers and spatulas up asses type shit. I think some of those photos are still at the skate shop. Anyways, Rob, you made my day.

Just because it's so good,

I'm posting it again. This portrait is definitely at the top of my list when it comes to quality, creativity, and subject. Despite the fact that he is wearing Air Jesus's, this dude has the markings of critter territory everywhere else. I love it.