Tommy the Tank.

One bad mother of a recruit that we found on a Russian dating site. Kills it with the ladies. Kills it with the dudes. He's got good muscles.

Here To Party.

I don't really know how to explain this.

Uncle Ted.

Today he's 2 Natty Lights deep and has already jacked off in Toy's R Us. It's not even 8 o'clock yet.

Uncle Ted.

Let me introduce all of you to Uncle Ted. He's a real piece of shit. He's the guy that got fired from his job cleaning spark plugs at a lawn mower repair shop. He shits in a bucket and pisses out of his front door. Uncle Ted is that guys that informs kids about jacking off. "Just tug on it." He can also be used in reference to shitty people: "Did you see that asshole kicking those boxes in the Walmart parking lot? Man, he was a real Uncle Ted." or " Did you see that Uncle Ted filling his pockets up at the Shoney's buffet?". Uncle Ted sits on his porch and flicks off the children walking to school. Uncle Ted wants to use your mouth as a pussy. Uncle Ted doesn't give a fuck. Uncle Ted is Jerimiah's alter ego. Meet Uncle Ted.

New Recruit.

We haven't added anyone new to the roster here in a while. Ape Knuckles found this specimen at one of his family Christmas parties and put him to the test. Cecil Von Jamiroquai is the name that this creepster goes by and he's sure got some moves. Any of you that have seen the infamous Ape Knuckles dance moves in person knows how explosive one needs to be on their feet to impress him. Well ol' Cecil sure got his attention. Welcome aboard you old creepy fuck.

Beauties.

Quad Cam Bastard Rob turned me onto these hotties and I can't thank him enough. My type of chicks for sure. When we were way young, my friend Brian worked at a camera store and this camera store was one of the only ones that would develop anything. They didn't give a fuck. He would be at work and fax photos identical to these over to Faith Skate Supply where we would all be hanging out. Super critter shit man, one legged hookers and spatulas up asses type shit. I think some of those photos are still at the skate shop. Anyways, Rob, you made my day.

Cute little undies.

Mosley's house is perfect. Everything is spotless and metro, so of course we have to give him a hard time about it. Joe found some cool under garments in his laundry pile and modeled them.