From The Archives.

Back when Moon used to hang out with us all the time, back when Show Class Mag was only a couple issues deep, back when I still attempted to ride a skateboard...... D Law still killed it at photography. Wait, that was 2011.

Uncle Ted.

Today he's 2 Natty Lights deep and has already jacked off in Toy's R Us. It's not even 8 o'clock yet.

It's not my imagination....

.... there's a gun in my back.