Uncle Ted.

Today he's 2 Natty Lights deep and has already jacked off in Toy's R Us. It's not even 8 o'clock yet.

Ape Knuckles Photo Studios.

Tuesday special: All kids photos free!

Thursday special: Half off adult duet clown themed portraits!

Sunday special: Religious figures in a Willy Wonka setting!

Payments can be made in Camel Lights!

Livin' the life.

This pretty much sums it up. Chasing skateboarding/ surfer floozies in bikinis with big ol' titties around on diggers dressed like Robby. Only in a perfect world my friends.

Saturday

Robby showed up in his badass van to get some work done on his bike.

We installed a kick start on his mutant Ironhead.

It was more of a process than we thought. We had to cut that gear for the electric starter off of his clutch basket to properly fit in the primary after the kicker gear was installed.

Oh yeah, Spenser extended his sissy bar.