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Found Cell Phones Can Contain Gold.

My friend and yours, Mike D from the world famous Cheap Thrills and Goodtimes, took a little night fishing trip and came across an abandoned cell phone. Well, why wouldn't you go through the photos first thing? And no shit if he didn't find photos of these 2 lake critters getting down and dirty at the same place that we was fishing. Well if any of these two girls somehow stumble across the Haints blog...... Congratulations, you're now famous! Don't do drugs!