I hope that when the government decides to mind their own business and we are able to start hanging out with outer space aliens they look just like this. Goofy as fuck, but all humanoid looking. Looking like Ape Knuckles was their damn creator and shit. At the same time, they are all smart and courteous.
The well-dressed aliens I've been in contact with all wear the traditional button-down turtle neck lab coat this gentleman is sporting.
ReplyDeleteI think I've seen this guy. He's a technician at the local Harley Davidson® dealership. He'll swirl around a beaker full of brake fluid, observing it's properties, testing it's viscosity, and when satisfied, will promptly chug it down like a thirsty Somali guzzles a pail of goat's milk on Prom Night.