Bro....

  You smell like cocoa butter dawg.

And if Ape Knuckles was a spray-tanning, clubbing, Jersey Shore-ed out bro......

He'd look like that dude.

Bravetown.

J Body and I made the pilgrimage to Bravetown this weekend for their last party at that spot. We had an amazing time. Shit got out of hand as always, but way too much going on to try to explain. I'll post more photos later of hanging loose in Chicago, but for now here are photos pertaining to the party. Booze, friends, dirty swamp donkey river pigged strippers........... 

This is Dustin and this is how you smoke weed out of a carrot.

This is Brandon and this is how you make smoking a cigar look like a dad sucking a dick.

These two. We were convinced that we accidentally ate weed cookies.

Boss Hosses.

Bad ass tattoo.

This is probably about as mellow as it got.

Monkey on my back.

Brian's hog.

The strippers's hog.

Happy Birthday Duane!

It's your homeboy's birthday. Wish him a happy one.

If you haven't seen it........

Our boyfriend Jerimiah Smith was in the latest issue of Show Class with one of the best photo shoots in history. Dump em out.

My Friend, Your Friend, The Hate Factory.

My good pal El Shanebo, owner of The Hate Factory, came into town yesterday with his family and bought me lunch. What a nice dude. There are not too many people out there like Shane and it's always awesome to see him. He even made me a custom koozie and brought it as a gift. If you ever find yourself in the Orlando area, look this fucker up or go to Disney World. Either one rules.

Thanks Roadside!

Marty, I'm just now getting around to using your present and it rules. Thanks my dude!

I feel like it is my duty to show a little appreciation and for that, I give you this thing.

Warren Jr....... The Man, The Myth, The Legend.....

Haha, this motherfucker.....

Jr's Cycle Products segment from Traumahead on Vimeo.

Heavy Clothing

Hangin' loose with Zac Doom at the Heavy booth at Born Free 2. Hey Zac, sorry about leaving all those bottles of piss with you. Parrrrrrrty........

I hope we see Joe at the party.

It's been a while. I guarantee you have more stories with us than anyone else. Come home brother, we miss you.

I bet the action scenes are badass.........

Here's a piece of work that Rob has been working on for a while now. I believe he is trying to get Barnes & Noble to carry this publication, but I heard they are pretty tough.

Life in the Land of The Rising Sun.

Brandon sends me some photos of some of the sights seen daily in Japan. Every where has critters.

According to Brandon, people constantly ride mini bikes in Japan. And they are very serious about it.

Some folks even like to smoke weed over there. They think its stupid though.

Hair Wizard.

Candy Man's Ride.

This is just one of the rocker boxes on Ryan's panshovel. Tittis & Beer is why we're here. I'd have to agree fine sir.

Jerimiah's new chopper.

I love this guy. He builds this bitchin' XS choppy then wrecks the fuck out of it after this photo is taken. I mean he destroyed a few cars and put that front wheel where his tool bag is. Time to build a new one. I need to go to Chicago for a few days.

Robby found.

I found this here photo of Robby on the Vise Grip blog. Good to see that he is alive and kickin'.

That mustache is getting ridiculous.

Surf's Up.

I jacked this photo of our friend Ryan. Here he is in Sturgis surfing the Candyman bike with trailer in tow. This bike won the shovelhead class at Born Free 2. I heard that he wrecked this thing around the time that this photo was taken. Those of you that don't know Ryan, well, this photo is a pretty good description of him. A mile a minute. "Titties and beer is why Candyman's here."

Dude!

This is our good friend Jerimiah. I rode across the country with him and he makes shit fun. Now, however the fuck he ended up next to the Stanley Cup to take this photo is beyond me. I need to go to Chicago for a few days.

John The Painter aka Shit Falcon getting some press.

ChopCult just did a feature on John's panhead. If you don't already know this bike, check it out. It's one of the tightest panheads out there. A real chopper. Check out the article here.

Motorpunk

If you haven't been here yet, go. This is our good friend Rob's blog dedicated to real punk and hardcore music along with radical choppers. You all might know Rob from his Quad Cam Bastards site already. Check this one out for sure. motorpunk.blogspot.com

Happy 4th.

Go out and fuck some shit up.

A Man's Pan.

Mike D's panhead is one beautiful scooter executed nicely. CheapThrillsandGoodTimes.