'Tallica

Back before people like Avril Lavine covered their songs and they still looked like Meeks Mon. And to all you music nerds that like to argue about metal just for the sake of arguing about metal.... Metallica never put out anything good after And Justice for All.... ah ah ah..No, just stop, you're wrong. They didn't.

Black Metal.

This guy hooks up with tons of chicks. His duster mustache hiding under his helmet confirms that. These are the dudes that fuck up Juggalos.

My Friend, Your Friend, The Hate Factory.

My good pal El Shanebo, owner of The Hate Factory, came into town yesterday with his family and bought me lunch. What a nice dude. There are not too many people out there like Shane and it's always awesome to see him. He even made me a custom koozie and brought it as a gift. If you ever find yourself in the Orlando area, look this fucker up or go to Disney World. Either one rules.

Dio.

There are so many of his songs that were the soundtracks to so many events in our lives. Stand up and shout. You will be missed sir.

Balls To The Wall.

Fuck yeah.

I don't need to tell you why this photo rules.

New Recruit

Meet Vlarg. He is our new idea fabricator transplanted from Norway. He worked for a small company there called Royal Goat Chops N Bobs. Amazing metal work both on and off the stage. When he is not busy trying to drive Christianity out of the country, he creates pieces like gas tanks out of real vintage medieval armor, and seats out of chain mail. Currently he is building a personal ride in the depths of our shop. Until that is done, he is taking a seat on the back of The Weed Steed.