Weekend.

This weekend started out great with our good friend Ricky Lewis turning me onto a panhead basket case. I got a ton of shit with it that i need to sell or trade (panhead drop seat frame, juice drum, etc) and I am going to need some shit like a panhead rigid frame, mechanical brakes, star hub wheels, etc. If you have any of that stuff you would like to sell or trade, hit me up. NickResty@Gmail.com

When we got back to the Dojo, I started ripping shit apart and going through all of the parts. This kicker cover was in the stash.

I got to ride around Derek's XLCH. That thing is way fun. Oh yeah, Derek, I rode your bike.

This guy fucks men.

We also celebrated Bowles's birthday. We didn't have a cake, but we did have leftover chinese foods. Make a wish my friend.

Birthday dranks. This is one we call a Hot Dirt. Pint of PBR and a shot of tequila and hot sauce. Car bomb that shit and throw up.

Fuck yeah we play sports. Dodgeball at the Dojo.

Pickett BBQ'ed up some Grimace.

Just a reminder to keep your friends close.. thanks for the fun BDAY

Big Ol' Logs.

Words of advice: Next time you want to take a photo of yourself coveting a boob for Myspace, Facebook, or whatever you chicks that weren't able to sell yourself to lame ass Suicide Girls post photos on......... make sure you flushed that massive turd you just forced out of your ass down the toilet. Or better yet, don't take the photo is the bathroom. Consequences being that someone like me is going to find this photo, get really stoked on it, and show as many people as I can. Sorry, that's just what's up. Shave that pre-teen duster stash too. Thanks.

Buckshot

Sent me some photos of some recent going ons up in Canada. Check it. B-A-R-N.

Don't Forget To Mark Them Calendars!

This will be a fun ass gathering. Doesn't "kickers" mean something different closer to Texas?

Gigantor.

FREEDOM RIDER

The Ape Knuckles Photo Collection.

Ape Knuckles is secretly a photographer. Here is an excerpt from his collection. I'll post some more later on if he doesn't send me a cease and desist letter.

Is that emo scenester shit still around?

Man, those chicks were dumb looking.

Another Night At The Dojo.

We don't ever leave this place now.

If you haven't seen it........

Our boyfriend Jerimiah Smith was in the latest issue of Show Class with one of the best photo shoots in history. Dump em out.

They might smoke weed.

Love truly is a magical thing. One perfect way to show that is by making a portrait of you and your partner's naked romance, as shown by this couple below. I may be wrong, but they look to be the outdoorsy type in my opinion. Hippies if you will. Hairy and stinky sex. That's what's up. It could have been Joe back in the day. Ben and Jerry son. Nice portrait.

Recently......

Mutha fuckin' snakes on J Body's mutha fuckin' tank.

Bad breath.

The Weed Steed is fucked. If anyone out there has a sportster chopper frame (preferably goosenecked) hit me up.

Usual stance.

Duane took the liberty of making Ape Knuckles some new bars while he was not at the Dojo. Complete with a rotor windshield. It needed a rubber dick too. Reminds me, if anyone has an extra dildo that they are willing to part with, one is needed here.

Knucklehead Lust.

This bike is truly a thing of beauty. I will have one.

Lord of the Toe Rings.

It's an Orc I think. Or a demon. Either way, I'm not surprised it's wearing a Rhapsody shirt.

Twilight sure is influencing kids today.

Despite this being a badass portrait, I still can't figure out why chicks want to hook up with vampires now days.

Koozies and Destroy.

A few people have hit me up for koozies lately and a few more have lost their old ones and need replacements. We ran slap out of them and never got anymore printed. I swear to you guys that I'll figure out a way to get more of the same koozies made at some point. I still get hyped every time that I get a koozie photo, so thanks.

These are motorcycles.

And these are dudes. I think that I'm in love with every bike from this era.

Swamp-a-potomus.

This is what happens when you breed a swamp donkey with Sloth from the Goonies.

New Recruit.

We haven't added anyone new to the roster here in a while. Ape Knuckles found this specimen at one of his family Christmas parties and put him to the test. Cecil Von Jamiroquai is the name that this creepster goes by and he's sure got some moves. Any of you that have seen the infamous Ape Knuckles dance moves in person knows how explosive one needs to be on their feet to impress him. Well ol' Cecil sure got his attention. Welcome aboard you old creepy fuck.

New Years.

Was intense. None of us have had to work yet, so the majority of the time has been spent at the Dojo. The weather has been weirdly in the mid 60's until today. Check it son.

Ride as much as you can this time of the year.





Ain't skeered.





Pee backwards in traffic.





Ryan broke himself and the bobby robert.





Just monkeying around.




Challenge.





We even got some work done.





Yep.





Then the shop caught on fire.




Meeks was a hero, but ended up get caught on fire himself. After the hospital shot him up with morphine, he came back and made sure to drink plenty of fluids.





His burns were not too bad. Sike.





Bummed, but back to work.





This guy was tough to deal with this weekend. Chris, your moonshine is gone.





Duane's choppy upgrade.





Oh, and Kyle moved in.