Male docking take one

Got to have a iPhone to survive 2012

No BMR for me

I was so mad I couldn't make BMR that i ripped this guys head off save a motorcycle kill a deer or goat ?


Duane

Rollin' Out.

I'm headed to the Big Mountain Run to hang out with my brothers from different mothers. I'll see you next week.

This is perfect.

This is right after I ripped the front of Duane's shirt off. Look, I still even have the front of it in my hand as I'm backing up. Action shots son.

Chopper Boogie.

I always get nervous before trips. I always have. I don't know why either. I love riding motorcycles long distances and I love wrenching on bikes, but yet my nerves are always on the fritz before trips. It's different every time. This time I'm not riding with a pack of people, so maybe it's the lack of combined minds it takes sometimes to solve problems on the road? Shit I don't know. I always weird out and quadruple check everything before I head out too. For example, checking my gear strapping situation turns into taking the front end apart. I've had a "Fuck It" attitude lately, but never when it comes to my bikes. I guess that part of Brandon has rubbed off on me. Choppers rule.

Ok, on a serious note.

What if we were like this dude? The "Kevin". Fun is going to clubs and being 100% serious while you dance, drink, and talk to chicks. Well, most of those pussies don't even really drink. They take a bunch of club drugs like roll and shit, then sip on the same fruity fag drink all night because "beer tastes gross" and if they get too fucked up then they won't be able to take full advantage of the sloppy ass wasted chick in the corner. Dammit man, I'm so glad that I'm into what I do.

Arts and Crafts.

Stolen photos of the EDR. What a bunch of great accessories. I love Magoo.

Show Class Mag!

Issue 1 is ready to go. You should get one and see my innerview. Here

Choppah Off

Nothin like a deadline to get a brotha motivated. Gotta ride this turd 1000 miles from New Orleans to Rockingham N.C.. Thy shall be done... I hope

Sportsters Rule.

And anyone that disagrees, doesn't know shit about shit.

Flounder's Beard.

Looks like this.

Signs by me.

Stoked.

Brunson scored some new tanks.

Real choppers......

...... Look like this. Do Drugs.

Swamp Donkey

You can look at this, or you can look at that. You can look at this, or you can look at that.

Thoughts of the afternoon.

Down to the wire. Big Mountain Run. Fuck work. Dammit I need a welder. Smoke and think about it. This could work. Drill. Cut. Cut. Drill. Fuck, that's a lot of bondo. Drill. Drill. Ouch. Bad Brains rule. This should be pretty strong. America, fuck yeah. I wonder what the bike looked like that this was on before I got it. Japanese people have tiny hands. It looks better than before. Should I head to BMR Wednesday or Thursday. I like Knuckleheads.

Splish Splash.

A midget in a wash tub taking a bath. He looks like a small version of the older brother from The Wonder Years.

Koozies.

From around the globe.

Thanks guys.

Heeeeyyyyyy yyoooouuuu gguuuuuuyyyyyyss!

I don't give a fuck about politics, but I sure do love The Goonies.

Team Haints

I spent a good portion of the weekend dialing in my Shovelhead for it's first big road trip to the Big Mountain Run. Thanks to Warren's advice and Spenser's parts, the carb is tuned great. I always get into wierdo, meticulous mode before we ride any distance though. I hope the rest of you care enough about your machines to give them some attention before riding them into the Smoky Mountains. Anyways, here's a photo of our new recruits for the year so far.

Pie Pie Da Sailor Mane.

Ok, I have told some of my friends about seeing this ride for some time now and it has always eluded me when it came to picture time. I found this photo on Flickr and I'm glad that I did because I bet people didn't believe me that this shit even existed. Fuckin' Popeye.

Sup.

I wonder how the idea of getting them to get a photo together even came about? "Aye, while I'm here......... Facebook son."

Winners of the Roundup.

Ok, here are some of the class winners at The Dixie Roundup. I'm missing a few photos including Kustom Jeff's redone Triumph which won Best British and Boston Mike's Panhead which won Best Panhead. All of these photos were stolen due to the lack of pictures I was able to take at the show. Congrats dudes! I hope that the trophies were good enough for all of you rockstars.

Best Sportster.

Best Shovelhead.

Haints Award.

Best Antique.

Best Not Old. (This is the only shot that I can find of the bike, but it's an evo.)

Best Japanese.

Best In Show.

Choppers De Mayo.

Hot Dirt: A shot of tequila mixed with hot sauce dropped into a pint of PBR then chugged. It tastes like a garbage can and I now feel like hammered shit.

Puddin' Pops.

We're checking this out tonight!

Ah, Cinco De Mayo. The day when white people swarm their local Mexican restaurants and drink the shit out of well margaritas while all of the Mexicans laugh at them. Well I'm not hispanic. So fuck a margarita, I'm going to the Bottletree to drink PBR tallboys and eat ribs on my chopper. Mexicans are more than welcome to join us. Cinco De Moto.

Big Mountain Run 2011!

Is only 2 weeks away! I've got to go through all of my camping shit, go through my bike, and go through my gear to get ready for the best run of the year. If you are anywhere near this region of the country and you haven't been to the BMR yet, well your are a dummy. See you soon friends.

Kustom Jeff....

Has been taking some bitchin' riding shots lately. Most of these photos are from our ride into Birmingham from the bike show. He has plenty more photos here. I get to be first because I'm usually the one taking photos. It's nice to be on the other side of the lens every once and a while.