Daytona.

None of us made it to Daytona this year. I have vowed to go next year though. As have some of my friends. It's just too good to miss. Critter central. Always something to do. Swap meets, da beach, racing, critter watching, getting kicked out of bars, the fucking Willie's Show! Make your plans to do it now. I'm talking to you Haints, Warren, Jerimiah, Death Science, anyone else that has been and knows how much fun you can have.......... Here are some highlights from our journeys there in years past.

Ok, on a serious note.

What if we were like this dude? The "Kevin". Fun is going to clubs and being 100% serious while you dance, drink, and talk to chicks. Well, most of those pussies don't even really drink. They take a bunch of club drugs like roll and shit, then sip on the same fruity fag drink all night because "beer tastes gross" and if they get too fucked up then they won't be able to take full advantage of the sloppy ass wasted chick in the corner. Dammit man, I'm so glad that I'm into what I do.

Daytona Fuck Yeah

Cant wait to get to Daytona and kick it with these types.  In this shot Kev is choppin down main street rockin out to Disturbed's latest on his Walkman.  He's headed to Wrestle with the WWE in his tag team no holds barred loser leave town title match.  OOOOOOO AAHH AAHH AAHH AHHH

Thanks Easyriders for this great photo!!

New bike in the works.

I have been working a good bit on my new bike and I mentioned my ideas for it to Bowles, so he came up with this computer sketch of it for me. I'm not sold on the color yet, but the rest of it is just what I had in mind. The shifter will probably be a wizard staff. Stoked.

Enter The Dragon.

Why is this mystical creature such a popular thing when it comes to the construction of the "Kevin" chopper? I haven't used the term "Kevin" in a while, but it is not one person. It is a term to describe the faux hawked, Affliction shirt wearing winners that ride these type of scooters. Those of you named Kevin that are into cool shit, I apologize. Anyways, dragons, tribal, and warrior shit are extremely popular with these turds and I wonder why. If I had one, I would have an airbrushed scene of Panama City Beach, or a chick, or a scene from an Ultimate Fighting match. Not Dungeons and Dragons shit. Oh yeah, the last picture is just rad.

Kustom financing.

Kevin's beach chopper. Slaying dragon fish.

Me and Kevin smoked so many herbs last night.

Then we made out.

All righty ya fucking ass bandits...Cap'ns on board and ready to post some penis!

Not really but me gnarly toenail chewing Broskivis here at the CO-OP asked me to throw some literary weight around all special guest style since I shot LTTP straight in the ass before things got too stale and the Nature Bros started looking nice and lean. So, here goes faithful followers and worshipers of the Bruce Wayne of HATERS- yours in mufftardery- Cap'n C. "Natureway" Cornhole!

Check this snap I fired off tonite while struting through K-Town on my trusty sled. It's better known as "The Haints Official Outfitters". Where ya think all dem groovy jockstraps come from??
















And strategically placed directly across the street we find the Haints offical watering hole- always a crazy scene, daddy-o's!