Daytona.

None of us made it to Daytona this year. I have vowed to go next year though. As have some of my friends. It's just too good to miss. Critter central. Always something to do. Swap meets, da beach, racing, critter watching, getting kicked out of bars, the fucking Willie's Show! Make your plans to do it now. I'm talking to you Haints, Warren, Jerimiah, Death Science, anyone else that has been and knows how much fun you can have.......... Here are some highlights from our journeys there in years past.

Whoa, there on the right.

I love biker rallies. Where every mom cuts loose.

Having a great time.

"Dammit Ester, where the shit did I put my Pall Malls? And put them damn titties up!"

We need to go to another critter ass biker rally.

Where there are people like this. It's too much fun. Here's a picture of Mee-Maw and Candi cuttin' loose after being inspired by Sons Of Anarchy season 2.

For those of you who get confused when we use the term "critter", well here is a fine example.

As requested by The Cap'n

My man Joe entertaining the masses.

The Faunsdale Bike Rally

We went to a bike rally in Faunsdale, Alabama this weekend. This was my first time and it was full of critters of all sorts, shapes, sizes, etc. I have a keen eye for a photo in these types of situations. I took a hundred photos, I have a few that I think may be too gnarly to post right now (consisting of blown out vaginas).

Before we get to the action, I want to thank the Boozefighters for their generosity and hospitality. That kind of treatment means a lot to us and we are very grateful. These guys sure know how to treat their guests! Thanks guys!

Now, onto the magic.

I saw tits! Crazy!

Nice rain catcher dude!

Dee Snyder was even in attendance.

Oh yeah, every Kevin-type mofo had a stripper pole at their camp. Go figure. In this photo, "Bitch, did I tell you to stop dancing?"

I saw this character running around and had to get a photo with him. Nipple rings, anal/neck beads, thong.

Explosive hairdo!

Everyone's girls had badass outfits.

They had an amazing airbrush wizard flown in to perform his magic.

Fuck. Yeah.

He must get all the pussies.

The bad lady from The Goonies was there.

Fire crotch.

This photo pretty much describes this whole event.

Custom fenders.

Da Jesters MC.

He's just here to party.

So anyone that has ever gotten trashed with Joe knows that his shirt will eventually come off. Now with cheese ball ass strippers.

I think she was sober.

We woke up at 7 after partying all night and hit the road heading home. Joe at a gas stop.

I have more photos I will post randomly over the next few days. Word.