Smokey Mountain Chopper Fest.

Some photos surfaced from the SMCF. Great article. http://mashable.com/2016/12/06/smokey-mountain-chopper-fest/#XURsIsxi7kqf

Happy Holidays!

Critters.

Art.

Thats What's Up.

Our friends are putting this on. Real shit. Drawed up by the wonderful Derek Snodgrass.

I Am Legend.

I found this beautiful drawing on the internet, I added a background. WWJD. There is a suburb about 20 miles south of Birmingham called Pelham. Go to anywhere in that area where motorcycles are welcome or where 280 rear tires on motorcycles are smiled upon, and you're guaranteed to see 10 of these guys. Full Throttle Saloon is da best show besides Devil's Ride. Proof that you can be rich and be a critter.

Busy Weekend.

Party time. People are getting in town. I'm going swamp meatin'. There's a shitload going on here. Barbers, Our party, the other parties, etc. You'd come too if you know whats good for you!

Mild And Wild.

Barbers Vintage weekend is this weekend. Here are some photos of years past. It is always fun. Even when you're not wanted there.

Party.

Shaun's new rap album is about to drop, and here's the cover..... Oh wait. No. It's the flyer for his chopper camp out party happening in South Alabama. Go to it and get loose.

And then there's this......

So, we've decided to have a party on the Saturday night of the Barber Vintage Festival. The festival grounds are not too fond of partying, as we have found out in past years. Therefore, we have decided to skip the arguments, threats, and dipshit security guards by just going big at The Dojo. Everyone is welcome and it's guaranteed to be a good time. Help out and come out! Please spread the word! Thanks!

Party Time.

Punk Show, stoked on Spring, ride your bike and get loose.

Daytona.

None of us made it to Daytona this year. I have vowed to go next year though. As have some of my friends. It's just too good to miss. Critter central. Always something to do. Swap meets, da beach, racing, critter watching, getting kicked out of bars, the fucking Willie's Show! Make your plans to do it now. I'm talking to you Haints, Warren, Jerimiah, Death Science, anyone else that has been and knows how much fun you can have.......... Here are some highlights from our journeys there in years past.

Let's Party.

Too many birthdays as of lately. Not a bad thing though, just lots of celebrations. Jerimiah called me up the other day and said he's leaving Chicago and headed to Birmingham for his birthday. Well, my wife Laci's birthday is 2 days apart from his, so I guess the only solution is to have a party. That's what's up.

Fuck Politics.

Even if we succeeded and Spicoli won the presidency, everyone would still find something to bitch about. That's our American nature. We have the freedom to bitch about whatever the fuck we want to. And it definitely gets taken full advantage of. I'm stoked that I can be a shit head and ride a chopper wherever I want and be a Haint and backwards pee on things, no matter who the poster boy for our country is. If you don't like it, try living in Zimbabwe or Jumanji or some shit. Worry about catching AIDS and finding drinking water instead of how much it costs to put gas in your unnecessarily massive vehicle. Or just ride your chopper. Mine costs me a whopping 4 bucks to fill up.

Ride the Nightmare.

There's really no way to describe the party that will do it justice. 5 kegs, a never ending Misfits set, tons of people, choppers......... it just comes down to if you weren't there, then you should have been. I didn't take a lot of photos, but here are the ones that I was able to. Catch the rest on Instagram.