Build it, bro.

Fuck Politics.

Even if we succeeded and Spicoli won the presidency, everyone would still find something to bitch about. That's our American nature. We have the freedom to bitch about whatever the fuck we want to. And it definitely gets taken full advantage of. I'm stoked that I can be a shit head and ride a chopper wherever I want and be a Haint and backwards pee on things, no matter who the poster boy for our country is. If you don't like it, try living in Zimbabwe or Jumanji or some shit. Worry about catching AIDS and finding drinking water instead of how much it costs to put gas in your unnecessarily massive vehicle. Or just ride your chopper. Mine costs me a whopping 4 bucks to fill up.

"Aye! Take yo drank!"

Man, it would be really tough growing up in such a political household. FourLoko gets you loco.