Fun With Kids.

 Many of my friends have, or are having kids now days. That definitely doesn't mean you cannot leave the house or have fun any more. Here are a couple examples of activities to get your bonding on:

Take them for motorcycle rides.

Make sure they have something to block the wind and rain though. We all know how much that sucks.

Shopping, duh. You know that little shit doesn't want to miss out on the yogurt section.

Strolls. What kind of video game nerd-alert do you think you are going to raise if you let them sit around the house all day?

Let them hang out with you and smoke.

Happy Mothers Day.

Butter Fingers.

Whoops.

Bake Dat Cake.

Bought, not baked. Lazy fuckers.

Great Parenting.

Parenthood.

Rock and roll.

Parenthood.

Take your kids to the Gathering. Make them a part of the Family.

Too Cute.

"Bey Bey, look. She thank it's her bottle."

Good Parenting.

Maybe snakes and kids like each other? I don't know, I don't have kids. I fucking don't like snakes. No ears. I bet the rest of the shitty apartment in this photo rules though. Posters of Violent Jay and Shaggy blessing the walls, maybe Korn and Godsmack too. At least one bong in the corner that has a yin yang or a dragon on it, along with a dragon knife that turns into a bong or has a weed smoking device built into it. A token black friend with blue or blonde hair. The tank for that big ass snake with black lights surrounding it. Stupid looking stains on the carpet from some FourLoko spills. You can't forget the standard t.v. with Playstation 2 either.

Upper Left Hand Corner.

There's a dick drawn in the closet.

Belly.

Yeah bra, Ya did it!

You made that kid look as ridiculous as you. You must've had sex before.

800 Bucks Son.

Stick em Up.

It's OK. They're not real.

"Aye! Take yo drank!"

Man, it would be really tough growing up in such a political household. FourLoko gets you loco.

I'm glad I didn't go to that premier.

He live in a pineapple under da sea........I don't know what it is, but Spongebob just does it for those hard mutha fuckas. That little sea critter must be a reference to drugs or something that I'm not aware of. I had these super thugs get me to paint a mural of Spongebob on some building of theirs years ago. Seriously.

Friday............. Fuck Yeah!