Maybe snakes and kids like each other? I don't know, I don't have kids. I fucking don't like snakes. No ears. I bet the rest of the shitty apartment in this photo rules though. Posters of Violent Jay and Shaggy blessing the walls, maybe Korn and Godsmack too. At least one bong in the corner that has a yin yang or a dragon on it, along with a dragon knife that turns into a bong or has a weed smoking device built into it. A token black friend with blue or blonde hair. The tank for that big ass snake with black lights surrounding it. Stupid looking stains on the carpet from some FourLoko spills. You can't forget the standard t.v. with Playstation 2 either.
oh no its cool, that's the babysitter.
ReplyDeleteand yes, fuck snakes.
ReplyDeleteAwwwww, isn't that cute!
ReplyDeleteThey also sprinkle shattered glass in his oat meal and keep a circular saw in his play pen.