On this episode of American Chopper..........

Yesterday we had to do a service on an Orange County Chopper. This thing pulled into the parking lot on a clear, plexi glass trailer. Apparently someone is riding it in some parade next week or some shit. This one was built on an episode of that show. Talk about ridiculous. These things may be built by hand or whatever, but up close it really is a standard Big Dog chopper or American Ironhorse with random shit stuck onto it. The price tag was incredible too.

Enter The Dragon.

Why is this mystical creature such a popular thing when it comes to the construction of the "Kevin" chopper? I haven't used the term "Kevin" in a while, but it is not one person. It is a term to describe the faux hawked, Affliction shirt wearing winners that ride these type of scooters. Those of you named Kevin that are into cool shit, I apologize. Anyways, dragons, tribal, and warrior shit are extremely popular with these turds and I wonder why. If I had one, I would have an airbrushed scene of Panama City Beach, or a chick, or a scene from an Ultimate Fighting match. Not Dungeons and Dragons shit. Oh yeah, the last picture is just rad.

Lorenzo!

Nicks Moms New Chopper

Yo this is the new chop that Nicks mom (TifTif) had built by Neman Marcus Custom Stuff. Its the sickest yo.
She will be debuting it at the Dogtrack Critterfest tomorrow night. DONT MISS IT!!