Christmas is almost here.

That means I need to step up my game and make a bunch of holiday posts. Stay tuned.....

I wish I was invited to this party.

Nothing weird or sketchy happened. Promise........... All up in dat tink tink.

We're checking this out tonight!

Ah, Cinco De Mayo. The day when white people swarm their local Mexican restaurants and drink the shit out of well margaritas while all of the Mexicans laugh at them. Well I'm not hispanic. So fuck a margarita, I'm going to the Bottletree to drink PBR tallboys and eat ribs on my chopper. Mexicans are more than welcome to join us. Cinco De Moto.