Smokey Mountain Chopper Fest....

....Is this weekend. This is the purest event I have ever been to. If you are one of those people that debate on going to chopper parties, then this IS NOT for you. No bullshit, no egos, all fun. See you there.

Things Lately.

Boogie Woogie.

Brandon. My bike. Sunsets.

Art.

Staying up to speed.

Sometimes the woods are a good hangout.

This is a midget.

Boat anchor.

Mama Tried.

Jeff Wright said it best: Now there are 3 majors. Born Free, Brooklyn, and Mama Tried. Holy shit. I heard word of 5000 people attending. I can't thank Warren and Scott enough for having us and putting on an incredible show. It was amazing to see how far people traveled to get there as well. I love Milwaukee. Good friends, the beer flows like water, and motorcyclists get treated very well. I will attend this show as long as it keeps happening.

Right Near Da Beach.

So we've decided to go and explore the Gulf of Mexico. Beach critters. Get loose and don't do shit for a few days. Tune out and find that Jimmy Buffet-ish margarita tiki bar. Figure out a way to make a jet ski or sail boat. Try not to go to jail. Get a pooka shell necklace and henna tattoo. There will be no blog-o-rama attention for a few days, so here's some photos that Devin shot of a BBQ at the Dojo.

This will be mega awesome.

Parking lot full of choppers. And it's conveniently a couple of blocks from the Dojo, so beers continued there afterward?

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High Five Fest Is GO! from Charlie Brown Sanders III on Vimeo.

I guess he's a Bud Light dude.

Our homeboy Gordon documented this amazing paint job at a local bike show. I bet it was easy for the painter. " Ey dude, I want a portrait of me, my dog, and mother fuckin' Bud Light. Ya dig?"

We're checking this out tonight!

Ah, Cinco De Mayo. The day when white people swarm their local Mexican restaurants and drink the shit out of well margaritas while all of the Mexicans laugh at them. Well I'm not hispanic. So fuck a margarita, I'm going to the Bottletree to drink PBR tallboys and eat ribs on my chopper. Mexicans are more than welcome to join us. Cinco De Moto.

Haints Darts.

We are retarded, but it is fun. And the quality on this blog video application thing sucks dick and I apologize. Pause the music off to the side for the best experience. Thank you and enjoy.

Random Classics.

This critter was trying to sell me a pack of Benson & Hedges ultra light 100s for 2 bucks. I gave him 2 bucks to smoke that whole pack at once.

Vtwin Expo. Duane found a bunch of kegs in the back of a bar and we took a couple back to the hotel room. We threw one out of the window and one is still at the shop.

Chauncy denying it.

That bike is sketchy. We used to have late afternoon BBQs at Joe's house, shit was fun.

Halloween.

I didn't take that many photos, but I did get these.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?....I heard that there were Juggalette beauty pageants. If this is true we need to make it to one.

Larry will never tell you what he's going to be for Halloween, therefore you always think he's got some crazy shit planned.

Wicked dope choppies.

Fuck carving a pumpkin.

More fun from the BMR.

Here's a photo after we took the bed liner out of Joe's truck and tied it to the back of Duane's bike. This whole idea started after we tried to pull each other around through the grass on an inflatable raft, and it graduated to this nonsense. The gravel road did a big loop around the whole event and while Duane exceeded the speed limit, the rider had to maneuver the bed liner through trees and bystander's motorcycles. We got a few good laps in before getting shut down. I wish we had more photos or even some footage of this. Maybe someone out there captured the magic?

Haha!

So after we rolled back into town from our trek across the country, I went straight to the shop to drink beer with all our bros that didn't get to go on the trip with us. I mean literally from the road to the party. Anyways, Custom Jeff took this photo of me right after I got off of my bike. What a scum fuck I am.

Party Time

I concur.

Photos from this weekend at Dixie Fried.

We had a great time at Dixie Fried in Atlanta this weekend and will be making the trip back next year. It was a fun filled time with alcohol, critters, cars, bikes, old friends, and I think maybe even some weed. Generally I narrate each photo, but there are too many photos and I'm lazy, so I think the photos can speak for themselves.