Chicago.

Man, that city is too much fun. Thanks to everyone that showed us a great time. Especially our boyfriend Jerimiah, who might be the best host in the world. We did a lot of driving around laughing our asses off. I can't wait to go back. Pizza, beefs, fights, beers, hookers trying desperately to suck wee wees, friends. Here are some fun times that we had leading up to the party and touring the city.

Take drugs.

JJ told me that he had a surprise for me. That surprise was Lee Bender, who randomly showed up. I was way stoked.

We went to a dance club that was stuck in the Matrix. Moments after I took this photo, we got in a massive brawl with very tough Mexicans.

Critter face over the shoulder.

Some dude and a monkey named Steve Fauser.

Reece had a really fun weekend. Pizza mission.

Chicago makes you tuff. Back from the hospitals and ready to party.

Dustin's muff diver tattoo. Hairy buttholes.

Ramble Tamble.

Sometimes you just have to run into shit.

Sometimes you just have to get weird.

Chicago's world famous Shit Fountain.

1948 spaghetti motor.

Skating in boots. It works better than the subway.

We found a bookstore that carried porn comics.

The artist is very talented and captured a ton of detail.

A book about dope ass tattoos.

Ghetto art. Hard to explain, but let's just say that it had J Body laughing his ass off.

Sweethearts.

That's Sportster Tom on the right. He rules. He eats leftovers and drinks leftovers from the night before.

Party.

Holy Shit, look what I found!

I didn't know that anyone had video of this. Apparently Rusty Knuckles filmed some. This was the first thing that the Haints got shut down doing at the BMR.

Random Classics.

This critter was trying to sell me a pack of Benson & Hedges ultra light 100s for 2 bucks. I gave him 2 bucks to smoke that whole pack at once.

Vtwin Expo. Duane found a bunch of kegs in the back of a bar and we took a couple back to the hotel room. We threw one out of the window and one is still at the shop.

Chauncy denying it.

That bike is sketchy. We used to have late afternoon BBQs at Joe's house, shit was fun.

Ross is building a bike......

......well, he's planning on it. And I bet it's going to turn out like this. That will be fun on long trips.

The Barber Vintage Festival this weekend!

Come have fun with the rest of us.

See you tomorrow.

I've been needing to go out and put some miles on the bike. What better excuse than to run up to Bastard Bash. I hope they don't get mad that some of us aren't riding Sportsters.

Fun night.

Derek came in town this weekend and he had these couple of old photos from a few years ago. I forgot about this shit. In the first photo we all got pretty wasted and gave Ape Knuckles a bitchin' haircut. He looks like a unicorn that is into goth shit.

As the night progressed, we got even more intoxicated and ended up shaving that turd of a haircut off of Ape Knuckles head with a razor.

Side story: This all took place at a party house that a few of our friends had. In the bathroom everyone would shave their heads, pubes, beards, etc. and never clean it up. We would just sweep that shit over to the corner into a huge pile.

Back to the story: After razor shaving his head, we continued to put gel and hairspray on his bald ass head because it was pissing him off and it was funny. Before I knew it, someone had grabbed that pile of critter ass gross hair and dumped it on Ape Knuckles' head. He doesn't look too bummed in the photo because he doesn't know what's on his head yet.

Born Free: Dudes on scoots.

More fun from the BMR.

Here's a photo after we took the bed liner out of Joe's truck and tied it to the back of Duane's bike. This whole idea started after we tried to pull each other around through the grass on an inflatable raft, and it graduated to this nonsense. The gravel road did a big loop around the whole event and while Duane exceeded the speed limit, the rider had to maneuver the bed liner through trees and bystander's motorcycles. We got a few good laps in before getting shut down. I wish we had more photos or even some footage of this. Maybe someone out there captured the magic?

Long Beach mutha fucka.

I really liked Long beach a lot. I've been to southern California before and it sucked, but LB impressed the shit out of me. It was really fun and there was always something to do. Especially Tubbs's house. That place is the shit. We spent most of our time in California in his yard getting drunk. I can't wait for the next trip.

Warren Jr: Master mechanic, neighbor pisser offer. Tubbs almost had to beat up his own neighbor due to his chopper being so loud.

Yeah there was a hot tub. This pissed the neighbors off too.

I'm telling you, all day choppers and boozing it.

Rueben's XS he's finishing up. Pretty.

Badass restaurant / bar called the pike. Probably the best steak and eggs I've ever had.

Hmmmmmmmm......

She's got all kinds of tricks. A regular Chris Angel aka Da Mind Freek.

Born Free: People Photos.

I loved the show. The bikes ruled, but the best part was seeing old friends and making new ones. We are friendly.

Free beer is the coolest.

I think he was tired. Party on bro.

J-bod doing what he does best. Check the finger.

Who knows?

Walter lecturing me about something.

We chillin.

Spacemen.

Whoaaaaaaa Candy Man Ryannnnnnnn.