Packed Up.

And headed into the unknown to smoke weeds and kiss dudes for Duane's bachelor ride. Detailed report upon our arrival.

Reverse Shocker.

What dat is, a Fat Head or sumthin'?

Here's a few bikes that I photoed from Born Free 3. I may have posted some of these before, but some I haven't. There were chopper photos all over the interwebs right after the show, so I decided to hold off on showing my bike photos. Now you get to see them again. I also realize that there is not a lot of bike pictures on our critter ass blog usually, but that's the way we like it. Keep it serious son. Here are a few choppys and bobbys that I found interesting.

The Saxophone Player from the Lost Boys.

I still believe.

Mega Cycle.

If I had this setup, I would totally be a pussy and not ride my bike anywhere. I would just tote my pre unit around in the back of my space donk.

The Forecast for Duane's Bachelor Ride.

Despite the hurricane headed this way from the south, the weather is still looking rad for this weekend. Knock on wood. Then again, we have been known to make stupid decisions that end up being "challenges", like riding to Maggie Valley, NC from Birmingham in a torrential downpour the whole way. That "challenge" sucked.

Surf's Up.

Yeah this didn't really work out. This was at BMR during the "slow race" that Warren and I just blasted into while it was going on. It was probably 4pm and we had been drinking since 10ish. Wizard staff drinking. In about ten minutes we chased Jerimiah around and ended up crashing the shit out of Warren's knuckle. Flipped it over and picked it up, first kick, back to it.

Lowbrow Customs.

I love Tyler and Kyle Malinky. For those of you who don't know who that is, they are the two amazing dudes behind Lowbrow Customs. We met them a few years back at the Barbers Vintage Festival and we have been friends ever since. They even offered to print our support shirts for us. Probably the best dudes ever. My wife got a package in the mail right before our wedding and it was a flaked out Biltwell helmet sent from these two as a wedding gift. She was so hyped and that's just the kind of people that Tyler and Kyle are. If you need motorcycle parts, please do me a favor and get them from Lowbrow Customs. It's people like this that need to stay in business. Also, kiss them when you see them.

I'm glad I didn't go to that premier.

He live in a pineapple under da sea........I don't know what it is, but Spongebob just does it for those hard mutha fuckas. That little sea critter must be a reference to drugs or something that I'm not aware of. I had these super thugs get me to paint a mural of Spongebob on some building of theirs years ago. Seriously.

Pussy.

Who needs a towel when Mosley's cat is walking by? Harlem Globe Trotters theme song.

Get Hyped.

Here are a few things that get me stoked. They all plan to happen on Duane's bachelor ride.

Friends

What u see here is a don't fuck with my crew photo ... Unless u want a hickey from a dude,oldie but goodie ride for lightning



Duane

Northern Support.

Thanks guys. BARN.

Just a quick meal before the show.

Their parents must just be letting them have some freedom. That's why they are dropping them off at a Faygo circus. Dope son.

Duane's Last Ride.

As a single man...... August 26, 27, 28. Destination unknown. We are just going to crew up and ride out with no plans other than to get lost and sleep in the dirt. Hopefully we end up at some critter honky tonk in the middle of nowhere. Maybe head towards Maggie Valley? Who knows. If you have a suggestion, throw it out there. This is going to rule.

....... Duane and I were going to blast up to The Bastard Bash this weekend, but the neck broke on the Weed Steed making it extremely sketchier to ride. Rob, we will be there in spirit.

Sponge Bob Square Critter.

That must be one hell of a yard party. It looks like Kevin rode his little brothers chopper out too.

Ride Yer Motorcycle.

How the times have changed.

Robbie

Mosely bought a 5000 gallon pool from Wal-Mart at the beginning of the summer. We immediately dubbed it "The Cauldron" and since then many weekends have been spent in Mosely's back yard, getting drunk and stewing in The Cauldron. This is a video of Robbie kicking over Brandon's new Trumpet immediately after swimming. The other one was taken about 20 seconds later when Robbie decided to get back in the Cauldron.

Panama City Beach

Has tons of these characters running around everywhere. I think that might be our next weekend trip. Riding a motorcycle through the backwoods of the panhandle is awesome. And everyone there looks like they are from Jersey Shore.

Alabama Shit.

One of the many things that we like to do in the summer is ride our scoots to swimming holes. This particular spot rules when you have it to yourself. Buckshot was able to catch it on film.