Dwarf Life. Thug Life.

Throwback to that time we saw this midget wigger pounding the streets of Southside.

Birmingham Rules.

If you're into skateboarding....

.... or even if you're not, you should still check this out.

Fuck The Cold.

Winter is slowly creeping up and there's nothing that we can do about it. I wore a long sleeve while riding for the first time in a while the other day. I guess we can always put on more layers. Ride year round.

Hot Dog-cumentary.

Most of you won't give a shit about this, unless you are from Birmingham. Pretty cool quick documentary about the bazillion hot dawg spots we have here.

Hot-Dogopolis from Southern Foodways on Vimeo.

I Love Livin' In The City.

My house smells just like a zoo
It's chock full of shit and puke
Cockroaches on the walls
Grass growing on my balls
oh well im so clean cut
and I just want to fuck some slut

I love living in the city
I love living in the city

Ive spent my whole life in the city
where junk is king and the air smells shity
people puking everywhere
piles of blood, scabs, and hair
bodies wasted and disease
young people dieing on the streets
but the suburban scumbags they dont care
they just get fat and die their hair

I love living in the city
I love living in the city

Photo by Brandon, my favorite photographer.

Canada to Alabama.

Our boyfriend from Canada, Buckshot, was visiting us here in Birmingham for two weeks. He took many a photos while in our presence. It's always a good time hanging out with Craig because you pretty much never know what to expect. I believe that's why he meshes so well with our circle of friends. Here are a few of his photographs from his latest experience in the south.

It's Coming.......

Mercy is for the weak.

Randoms.

Hangin' loose.

'tarded bra.......

Dawg, dawg, happy chopper dawg.

Pastel face.

Hanged over.

Nice weather randoms.

Ok, I'm pretty sure it's awesome weather again here in Alabama. You know that feeling of getting a lot done by not really doing anything? Just get on your bike and see your friends? I love that shit.

Cruised over to the skate shop and people were hanging out. This is the area that the DicE Party will be held at.

Typical Birmingham. We were just sitting in front of the shop talking about dicks or whatever, when this army of well-stocked, yuppie/hipster chicks just take over the street. All of the random shit that happens here is just one more reason to love this city.

Chauncey. I went with them to the slab spot to shred shit.

Rollerblader doing a backflip. This photo looks so stupid. It makes me laugh every time.