Dreaming Of Jamming.

Ok, next time there is a chance of a rideable Saturday, we are riding to Twix N Tween over in the Black Belt of Alabama to eat lunch. I need a decent ride. If you don't go, you missed out.

Selfie.

You know when chicks post pictures of themselves on Instagram and/or Facebook usually taken in front of the mirror in the bathroom, usually head cocked to one side or other nonchalant position, usually scantily dressed, usually with a remark along the lines of "feeling ugly today" or "I love my heart stitched jammies", usually fishing for positive reassuring comments from their girlfriends and creepster/ secret admirer dude followers, usually to help boost their own poor self confidence? I found out that type of photo is called a "selfie". Dudes post them too. Those dudes are usually gays. This photo is kind of like that. 

Taken by Brandon Smith, Flyinshoes.

I Love Livin' In The City.

My house smells just like a zoo
It's chock full of shit and puke
Cockroaches on the walls
Grass growing on my balls
oh well im so clean cut
and I just want to fuck some slut

I love living in the city
I love living in the city

Ive spent my whole life in the city
where junk is king and the air smells shity
people puking everywhere
piles of blood, scabs, and hair
bodies wasted and disease
young people dieing on the streets
but the suburban scumbags they dont care
they just get fat and die their hair

I love living in the city
I love living in the city

Photo by Brandon, my favorite photographer.

Halloween Costume Ideas.

Hardest decision you have to make all year, right? Well lucky for you, I'm here to help you out. My ideas are flowing and I will show you more of my costume ideas as they come.

Yep.

The Big Mountain Run 2011: Choppin'

One of the parts I usually leave out posting about our trips is the riding. We do a lot of partying, but we also ride the shit out of our bikes. That's how all of us Haints met, along with some of my bestest friends, Warren Jr. and Jerimiah Smith. We all like dick jokes, getting wasted, and putting miles upon miles on our bikes together. The BMR is in a location that is truly some of the best riding in the country. I'm still not sure which I prefer though. The Colorado mountains are unreal, the New Mexican countryside is chopper freedom, and the mountains that span between Tennessee and North Carolina are beautiful. Either way they are equally amazing. Point being, ride your fucking motorcycle. So here's to some photos actually involving motorcycles!

Chauncey living it.

We blasted up to the mountains quick like to score our usual campsite. That involved riding Alabama's shitty freeways for a hundred or so miles.

Probably one of the worst places to break down.

Riding bikes always puts you in a good mood. It's a good hangover cure too.

Lovers.

One of the stops along the skyway. Jerimiah a top a massive waterfall.

Douglas with his Vice bike narrowing his way through the mountains.

Mosley aboard my lovely Sportster.

Every once in a while, we can convince everyone to ride in a group for about 5 minutes. When that happens, we look really tuff.

Road wizardry.

Ross. Prepared. Blasting off into space.

Riding through the aftermath of an F5 tornado.

Back to Alabama.

Chopper Dreams.

Stoked.

Guitar faces are an amazing thing.

Dice Party Bands!

Ok, so we have officially got the bands squared away for the Dice Party on April 30th. Birmingham's own Stoned Cobra will be melting your face off along with Giant Magic. We had a lot of debating on who we should get to play this party and we feel that these guys fit the bill perfectly. Just all out weed inspired rock and roll. See you there!

moving right along

started mocking up my shovel, going for jammer/business bike status.

im in need of some stuff to keep moving along such as some sort of fender, a gas tank, and a pan/knuck style horseshoe oil tank, foot clutch/jockey set, and a pan style hydraulic brake m/c setup. also a seat, even though i kind of like the one thats there.

so, let me know if anyone has parts to sell/donate.

Bikes I dig.

I can't remember where I yanked this one from maybe from the Jock Journal. The stance on this bike is rad and I also dig the matching shouldered rims.

This photo rules so hard.

A few people have posted this one recently, but everything about this photo is just awesome. Definitely one of my favorites.