The Haints CO-OP

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Bravetown

Thanks for the hospitality my dudes. I'm too partied out to think and remember anything, so here's what I found on my phone.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Chicago and Milwaukee Bound!

A few of us are headed up to hang loose with our Northern boyfriends for a while. Party time bro. I will continue posting dumb shit again next week.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentines Day!

May I wish you all a Merry Valentines, and may all of you get to make sex in some way.

Stunts.

At Ape Knuckles's Department of Research.

Monday, February 13, 2012

It takes not having perfect riding weather to make you truly miss it. We still ride in the freezing ass cold, but there's nothing like just being able to jump on your scoot and boogie without having to suit up for space travel. Not having to worry about anything except getting caught in a warm summer rain shower. Well, Saturday night was the coldest night of the year so far. Moon drinks the fuck out of energy drinks and asked Brandon if he wanted to go for a ride through the city. Brandon, being naturally as hyper as Moon without the use of artificial jump starts, gets way stoked on the idea. The rest of us see them start the kick ritual on their bikes and none of us were going to be the pussy that didn't go. Posse deep blasting through the city. As soon as we got to the first stop light from the Dojo, I wish that I would have been that pussy. In typical Moon fashion, all he was wearing was a flannel. It doesn't matter where you live or how used to the cold you are, 28 degrees with southern humidity in not awesome to ride in.

Shred Terror.

Friday, February 10, 2012

VINYL SALE!!!

Tomorrow I am selling what is left of my vinyl collection at Bottletree. I've sold close to 2/3rds of it already but there is still some really really good shit left (in fact there is a bunch of stuff I thought would sell really quickly but no one else seemed interested in). I've got over 150 7"s and over 150 12"s of pure musical greatness. It's mostly 90's punk, hardcore, emo, metal, grind and crust. I bought my first piece of vinyl in 1990 and didn't stop until a few years ago. I've also got a big box of tapes that are getting sold as well. Anyway...If you happen to be in the Birmingham area tomorrow come by The Bottletree from 10am-6pm and buy some cool shit from me. I'm gonna start drinking screwdrivers at 9am so catching a bargain will probably be pretty easy by the end of the day.

A Common Love.

Digger.

Wigger.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

A Good Idea.

Now who's the genius that came up with this contraption? Not only can you keep your kid warm and safe while looking completely normal, it can double as Halloween costumes. Total Recall, Alien, a turtle, whatever.

Somebody Help!

They seem to have crashed their boat and it caught everything on fire! What?

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Mad Fun, Son.

Everyone at the Dojo has had some kind of project going on. My Panhead motor has been off at the machine shop, so I get really bored easily. Especially when nobody else is there for me to help them fuck up whatever they are working on. So......... Besides Warren, everyone that I have ever talked to about mouse traps has said nothing but shitty things about them. It's usually "Them things don't work for shit" or "You can't ever figure out how to adjust them". So of course, in the midst of my boredom, I grab one and put it on my Shovelhead. Holy shit man, those things are way fun. I jammed around the block a few times in rush hour traffic and even got tuff guy in the gravel for a second. Way stoked. I've only ever dealt with standard hand clutches or foot clutches before, so that's why this is so cool to me. It's like a rocker clutch mixed with a compound bow. I can see how it may confuse people that are used to regular clutches when it comes to setting them up, they make more sense if you know how rocker clutches work. The best way to do it is grab the trusty Harley factory manual and follow the step-by-step instructions. That's too easy though, huh?

A Many Of Thanks To You.

The Dojo received a really nice package from Black Box yesterday. Them niggas Kraig and Ben done hooked it up. What a cool series of graphics those boards are, perfect for the walls in the shop. We will make a valiant effort not to skate them. The stack of Monster stickers gets me really hyped though. That shit replaced Mountain Dew for every critter redneck around. Idiocracy in real life.