Dumpy.

Her ass looks like a torture chamber.

New Recruit.

Here he is. Meet Count Willy. We found this fucker hanging out in front of the beer store reliving scenes from the movie The Crow. He was running around with a guitar and and some ninja stars. Definitely a great dude to have on trips to add to the shock value of the stupid shit we do. He constantly rubs his balls, which is kind of awkward, but everyone needs a vice I guess. Fucking weirdo, welcome to the team.

Potential new recruit

I keep thinking about bringing him in the circle, but he doesn't say shit. Just stares at me.