New Recruits.

There's been some restructuring around here and I think we are going to take the crew into a different direction. That's why I personally sought out these two cosmic vigilantes. Let me tell you, The Matrix does exist. Theo and Chad here are going to show a nigga how free his mind. They already had us eat blue or red pills of our choosing to make us see the truth. Fuck choppers, I'm getting into kung fu.

Swamp People

Our pal Steve Wright sent me a photo of this here freak thinking that it would be right up my alley. It's fucked.

Dumpy.

Her ass looks like a torture chamber.

Lovers