Urban Ninja.

Our homie Alan Berg sent me this video of some practice sessions. Keep your skills sharp.

Dojo Security.

Karate Steve. Bad to the fucking bone and a surgeon with a ninja star. He's a high ranked purple belt that trained at Dante's TaekwonDojo next to the Waffle House in Hueytown. We met him at a Halloween party during which he karated a group of skeleton men as he was dressed like a portable shower. It took some convincing, but we finally got him moved into the loft at the Chopper Kai Dojo. All of you chopper dudes that like to show off your gun collections, well watch out, the Haints have a human. This guy is probably your uncle.

Pranksters