Dump Trunk.

Now this looks like a fucking party. Where is this gathering at? I guarantee it's some kind of foot wash or some shit. You know those massive outdoor events that thugs and the like put on that are supposed to be religious events and thousands show up to,  but end up being a raging party full of sex, drugs, and shootings? That's what's up. You can tell that this chick rules. I bet her name is Candi, Misti, or Bridget.

This Spot.

Rules. We need to go back here.

BMR Update!!!!! May 24-27.

Due to a bunch of shit, the Big Mountain Run had to change dates and location. The new date is May 24-27 and the new spot is not far from the original place. Jeremy Johnson assured me that the new place is more private with lake creeks for us to bathe in and a bar on the property. He also said that him and Chris have a special Haints camp set up just for us and our accomplices. I guess that works for me. Thanks guys. We'll bring a whole bag full of kisses for you.

The address of the new location is: 801 Steer Creek Road Tellico Plains, TN 37385

Remember that shit, write it down, do whatever. See you there.