New Recruit.

Oh shit! Meet our newest member of the team. He goes by the name Jojo, aka Da Spoon Man. Our friend Brad introduced this fucktard to us and he fits right in. He doesn't give a shit about anything. He puts ice cream on his dick. He was recently released from a stint in the local correctional facility (where this photo was taken). Apparently on numerous occasions, Jojo was caught standing on the banks of a local river and jacking off to people traveling by boat. Whatever his crime, he definitely knows a thing or two about choppin'. Great addition.

For some reason I feel like I might actually get flagged for this photo. Haha fuck it.

Vintage Ape Knuckles.

For those of you that follow our blog, you probably have either met, seen, or heard of our friend that we call Ape Knuckles. Either way if you haven't, he is pretty much the modern day version of Ernest P. Worrell (Ernest Scared Stupid, Ernest Goes to Camp). He has a true gift of walking into a bar and creeping out every person in there. We are proud to have him with us in public. My friend Derek brought this photo to my attention and from what I can figure out, It seems to be someone in the Ape Knuckles family tree. Possibly and grandfather or great uncle in their earlier years. I have provided a photo below of a modern day Ape Knuckles to use as a point of reference. I'm pretty sure there is a relation there, you decide.

Were these chicks always hookers?