The Definition Of Critter

GSXR 750 go-cart. Damn. Happy New Year.

Let's Party

Happy New Year!!!!

Good Times...........

Thanks Mike!

New bike, choppy time.

My Internet has been fucked up due to a cat............. So I haven't been able to make any good posts. Anyways my bike is ready to do wheelies and here's a little peek at the tank that John The Painter hooked up. It looks like a wizard hat. Spenser is going to take some real photos of it and I will post those up as soon as I can.

Tv Fame Sucka

I'm watching this amazing show about how gay a lot of shit in Sturgis is. The show is about the Full Throttle Saloon. I know these bikes! Haha! Were you guys there to see Brett Michaels or Korn?

A gift from Big Paul

Thanks brother!

The New Years Day Tradition Continues!

So, for the past few years we have all gotten together at Joe's house on New Years Day and started getting wasted early as shit to get rid of the hangover from the night before. We end up cooking black eyed peas and collard greens too. Pretty much turns into an all day, drink as much as you can, fest. This year, Mosley has offered to do it at his pimp palace. It's supposed to be a nice and sunny 65 degree day, so hanging out in the garage and fucking off is a must. Chris might even be looking into getting a keg. Not to mention that it's a Saturday, so there's no worry about going to work the next day. We need to find some lawn darts.......See you fucks there.

Having a great time.

"Dammit Ester, where the shit did I put my Pall Malls? And put them damn titties up!"

V-Twin Expo

Let me know who all from our crew is gonna go. Gotta get passes. Should be a large time.

Larry's Photos

Here are some more from the party.

Robby ended up mopping that floor up. Gross.

Brandon made it there.

Cool photo.

Clips Of Awesomeness

We just need to go ahead and make a fucking video. Like edited up all fancy and stuff. Then we could have a premiere and throw a massive after party. Fuck it, we're doing it. Filming starts this year.

Ross and his collection of shit.

That last vehicle looks like some wealthy critter had it built.

Merry Christmas

santa came to our house, what about you?

Happy Birthday

More party photos.

This is what it looks like after you get whipped in the back with a motorcycle chain.

John The Painter looks like a turtle.

"Hey, check this out. Where'd it go?"

Roberto.

Portraits.

Boozer reminded me of this website. It's rad. Medieval families.

Stoked.

We stayed at the shop late last night. Spenser did one of his famously pretty wiring jobs to my bike and we got to hear it run for the first time. This thing has a rediculous amount of compression. We traded off kicks for a while and I think Spenser's knee might be broken and I think I might have a broken tooth on the kicker gear. Either way, she runs strong.

Christmas Kisses…from the Haints!

More Photos From The Party.

These are actually photos that Scott Alvarez took. He's got a nice camera and takes nice photos. Ross and Kustom Jeff, I will share your photos later on too.

This photo was taken before a shit load of people showed up. This might be the first photo that you guys have seen of my new bike. Aw shit! Spenser, bring your camera to the shop sometime this week and shoot some choppy photos of this lady. It looks like I'm wearing lipstick.

FourLoko man. Kyle fucked The Weed Steed for a while. And of course we are all creeps and took photos of the creep.

We built a ramp inside the shop and it got used all night. I rocked that gay pride flag on the Ride For Lightning, It looks badass all tattered up and shit.

Shit Falcon painted my bike and The Weed Steed and hand delivered the tins to us before the party. Therefore, he absolutely insisted that we assemble Duane's bike into a roller. We were already drunk and there were about to be a shitload of people there to bump into it and whatnot. Taichi gave Duane a hand.

Alvarez painted this for us. Dude, this painting absolutely rules.

Son of a bitch.

Christmas is just around the corner, so a buddy of mine sent me a photo of a train that he painted for the holidays. As funny as I think shit like this is, I can't help but feel sorry for that kid sitting in the back seat of a car watching this train go by. I love it, but you're an asshole.

Real Shit Dawg.

I know that these have been floating around the web lately, but for good reason. They fucking rule. I saw that Death Science Jason had posted a link up on Chop Cult, so I took them all from there. I don't know who took these photos or where they came from, but this is the type of shit that they made all of the classic biker films about and the type of bikes that I try to personally mimic on my own. Devils Deciples 1967.......

Jumping ropes fool.

Ross got some video of Larry reminiscing his urban childhood.

Aaron eating shit.

Everytime that I tried anything on the ramp, I was always thinking about the corner of the lift. Well, point proven.

Party Photos!

As most of you know, we had a blowout party this weekend. The turnout was amazing and I especially want to thank everyone that traveled to get here. That shit means a lot. Too much fun, debauchery, and booze. Anyways, here's the proof......

We started getting into party mode at about noon, so we stunted around on the mini bikes.

This photo rules. Robby just getting off of a 23 hour bus ride to come to the party, jumps on the mini chopper and fucking gets it. Touch the wave.

This jump was debated for a while, but it happened ok.

Race track.

Stunt jumps.

By the time people started showing up, we were good and liquored up. Oh yeah, that's my new bike in the background. John The Painter hand delivered my tanks and its ready to go. I'll make a post for that later, but I'm really stoked on it.

Casualties of war.

Bros.

American brand beer and gold guns, fool.

Dammit. FourLoko fucks you up for real. No wonder they banned that shit. Kyle scored some of it and look what it did. It made his dick disappear.

FourLoko gets you Loko.

The Weed Steed has started its makeover.

I like this photo too. I'm not that great with a camera, but sometimes I get lucky with photos. This was actually pretty mellow compared to the rest of the night.

Danzig on the stereo.

There were a lot of people there.

Beer got poured all over the floor, so what better to do than burnouts?

It lasted for a long time and it was awesome.

Fender-Face.

Alvarez rules. He painted and framed us a photo and made us all prints. Then he proceeded to tattoo anyone that was up for it.

Another lucky photo. Action shot. There was beer everywhere and on everybody.

Kustom Jeff getting an awesome tank with apes tattoo.

My favorite photo. This pretty much sums up the party. If anyone asks me how it was, I just want to show them this photo and it's the perfect explanation.

Ross the Boss with a perfectly executed belly slide.

Casualties of war.

Box head.

Big Dan has this thing that he calls jump starts. It's when you've been drinking all night and you start to get tired. A slap across the back with an object super hard cures that. This time it was a motorcycle chain. Gnarly.

Eric got a tattoo. It's two pigs fucking. Since he is from Georgia, I begged him to get " Macon Bacon" under it.

Lost.

Jrod got a BDAC tattoo and it ruled, but I didn't get a photo of it. That's all for now.