Personal Invite.

Autumn is just around the corner and you guys know what that means. It's time to kill shit! and within the states legally defined huntin' season instead of just whenever we feel like it.

Capt. Cornhole - I'd like to personally invite you to the Haints 69th annual muskrat, marmot and manatee slaughter. We'll all meet up Saturday night at 11:00pm sharp at the north entrance to the George "Goober" Lindsey game refuge. We will remove the entrance gate with dynamite at Midnight and then the free-for-all begins. The carcass weigh-in will be at the first sign of daylight and cash prizes will be awarded accordingly. Afterwards there will be a potluck fondue/BBQ, live gospel music by The Christ Messengers and a special 4 wheeler demolition derby for the kids. As always, B.Y.O.B.