Why can't every day be like this?

First off, this bike is a ruler.

Think about it. Hanging out in some hotel overlooking a marina, definitely getting wasted all day, probably smoking drugs, then you get to go out to your bitchin' gennie shovelhead and find some 70s mama in a bikini begging for a ride. You probably end up riding down onto the beach to find all your bros and end up partying into a night full of choppers and mayhem.