Friday, June 28, 2013

Camping Needed.

I need to get out to the woods. I think I might hit up Mt. Cheaha one night during 4th of July weekend.

Thursday, June 27, 2013


Back before people like Avril Lavine covered their songs and they still looked like Meeks Mon. And to all you music nerds that like to argue about metal just for the sake of arguing about metal.... Metallica never put out anything good after And Justice for All.... ah ah ah..No, just stop, you're wrong. They didn't.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Hood in my Bush.

Go to this before Gatorade becomes a sponsor and they get rules and regulations. One of the best times around. It's also our first stop on our second Super Trip. So, if your vaginas don't hurt, go.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Panhead Dreams.

This sweet 48 Panhead "Hotrod" resides at the Wheels Through Time museum. I drool over this machine about 80 different times during every visit. There are so many accessories on this thing it's ridiculous. When I first got my 48 motor my plan was to build a cocaine fueled chopper, but this bike steered me in a completely different direction. I have a sincere love for these type of classy shithead bikes. I never wanted to make a "bobber", I always wanted to find one...... which now days seems like a pipe dream. Well, I guess it's not really faking it if you assemble one from all from found old parts.

Monday, June 24, 2013


I've got a 1987 FXRS for sale.  I bought this bike back in October with the intention of turning it into a bike for my wife and I to ride.  I've been slowly getting it together and working on it when I had time.  I recently came across another bike (from the widow of an old friend who passed away) so it is time to let this one go.  It is 90% ready to tear ass down the road, but does need a little work to get her solid as fuck.  I'm only asking $3,500.00 cash money.  I might consider 3,500 items off the Wendy's dollar menu but we'll just have to see how hungry I am at the time you contact me.  I'm really leaning toward the cash though.  I would rather you come pick it up, but I am not opposed to shipping it with the use of your checking account.  (in other words if I ship it, you are gonna pay for the shipping).  You can contact me at or 

Bad Mother Fuckers.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Dojo Addition.

So, we officially have a ramp at the Chopper Kai Dojo. It's not the biggest, it's not the widest, but it's just right. Super fun. We are all going to get in shape and shit. BBQ ramp jam sessions have commenced. Even more of an excuse to not go to the bar.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Dump 'Em Out.

Chase Stopnik sent me this. He's got good style.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Tuesday, June 18, 2013


  You smell like cocoa butter dawg.

And if Ape Knuckles was a spray-tanning, clubbing, Jersey Shore-ed out bro......

He'd look like that dude.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Jeffery Goldbloom, Esquire.

Ask Duane to tell you about Jeff Goldbloom almost running him over while he was skating in Hollywood.

Thursday, June 13, 2013


This is what happens when DLaw takes control of Polaroids.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Salt Life.

We went to the beach and partied. Did lots of ocean exploring, boozing, and riding around. Didn't leave the house too much because it was right on the water, and it was big and badass. I think this may turn into a yearly tradition. There's nothing like really taking a vacation. Not going out of town and talking to like minded chopper folk about chopper shit and the chopper way of life...... but going out of town on your bike, with your friends, with absolutely no plans and nothing to do.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Right Near Da Beach.

So we've decided to go and explore the Gulf of Mexico. Beach critters. Get loose and don't do shit for a few days. Tune out and find that Jimmy Buffet-ish margarita tiki bar. Figure out a way to make a jet ski or sail boat. Try not to go to jail. Get a pooka shell necklace and henna tattoo. There will be no blog-o-rama attention for a few days, so here's some photos that Devin shot of a BBQ at the Dojo.