Sunday, November 29, 2009

Fucked around with the weed steed today.

I messed with the carb and the timing a little bit today, I hate Bendix carbs. Its easier to start now especially with the weather getting colder. I tried to sell this thing last week because I had a panhead lined up, but the guy never paid me. I'm not too bummed, this thing keeps growing on me.





Saturday, November 28, 2009

Panalamadingdong.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Drink Up!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

M'Fing Turkey Fool


hope everyone has a good Haintsgiving

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I concur.

Damn Nazis.





Sons of bitches. Sons of anarchy.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Part 2

Kemosabe and the Lodge Part 1

Go to this shit.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Bare Knuckle Choppers Party

A few of us traveled up to the St. Louis area for a party put on by Bare Knuckle Choppers. Fun times. Plenty of boozing and destruction and drunk wandering around, our type of shit. Thanks Paul for all the hospitality.



Yeah, we took a car. Girlfriends had to go and all.



I love bathroom graffiti. Somewhere outside of Nashville.



Bridgin' da gap.



St. Louis and a few Fat Tire beers.



Scooters at BKC.



Spenser and Walmart's parking lot.



Truck stop apparel.



We wandered to this truck stop after drinking all night. I fed Pickett.



Chrysler. Looking good.



Nuff said.



So when we got to BKC, they had mini bikes and go carts waiting.



Oh yeah, and a 4 wheeler.



Paul.



Terry.



I caught a foot.



I've always liked this bike.



Dodge nigga.



Got got to hang out with these crackers.



Fun Times.


Saturday, November 21, 2009

Been woking on the Tijuanaville's Tank

The paint for my tank finally arrived, and it was well worth the wait. If you ever want to go with a rattlecan paint job, Montana 94 series paint is da Shit! Kind of a weak huffer but it goes on super silky and they've got colors you can't find anywhere else.

Old school son, all the way. No decals, just OneShot paint and a photo of a vintage Triumph logo from 1914.
Tank accent. To help with your aim while fillin' her up.....drunk and in the dark.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Finally I found it Haints Theme song





i am sooooooooooo stoked to finally find this
Shana threw my DVD with this on it away i am still a bit bummed about this

This is on Ebay.

Anyone have 30g's they want to get rid of?

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Critter Cruiser.

Insane BSA Action

Another video of our exciting lives.

video

Cap'n ?

Our bro Kyle from Lowbrow Customs took a spill.


He was tearin' ass through the mountains at the Slab City Riot racing a Vespa for pink slips and face planted into a mountain side. He seems to be doing ok, but will be out for a while. Get well soon bro !

Pals

Friends. That's all.

KnuckleFace



I stole these pictures from somewheres.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Pickett and vintage beer.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Family

We need to take a trip to Wheels Through Time.

And hang out with our bros !

Matt, when would be a good weekend to come up there?

together again






its amazing what a black frame and a nice seat does for a bike.

i fucking love this thing.

We turned Larry's trump into a trike when he was gone.

I think we will call it the Shit Chariot.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Naugahyde Gods

Another weekend on the bikes.

We were lucky enough to have another weekend of perfect riding weather, so we put a few miles on the bikes.



This is what it looks like to ride my chopper.



Pickett made it out.



Larry put a mag on the pan.



Brunson checking on us.



Gettin' it.



Right before new handlebars.



Chris got water in his gas.



Chillin'.



Sunday, November 15, 2009

seat yourselves


blake finished my seat tonight.
amazing job. exactly what i wanted, and exactly what i descibed to him. nailed it to a T. if anyone needs any upholstery work done, do not hesitate to get blake's contact from me. he will not dissapoint!

Check It

Spenser's Triumph

We spent a good portion of yesterday helping Spenser finish up his trumpet after getting back from powdercoating. Pause the playlist on the side when watching this.
video

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Sublime Whiteness

I found this old photo of me before all of my tribal armband tattoos. I just thought I'd post it for your awe and admiration. You're welcome.

A nice panhandle.

This fucker rides a mean skootboard.

"Say bra, do a Tony Hawk"

Friday, November 13, 2009

I got a care package in the mail today

From our really good friend Matt from The Wheels Through Time Museum. Everyone from Maggie Valley fucking rules. Its always a good time when we get together. I like how you even added sticky notes to everything in the box. Thanks Matt, you rule bro!









Fuck.

Here is a fine example of a perfect Knucklehead.
Yanked from the jock journal.

Jesus knows best.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Back By Popular Demand


MAN - O - WAR
I did some research and found that these guys are the five time, and current, Guinness Book of Worlds Record holder for the world's loudest concert. ROCK ON BROS.!!!!!

'47 Red Hunter


Check out this 1947 Ariel Red Hunter drag bike. This is not just period correct. From the info I got on this bike it's been unchanged from its original 1949 build.

That new workout plan is working out!

nicks new work out

nick has a new work out plan

My new ride wear just arrived in the mail.


I'm stoked.

These bars are awesome.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Good times at d shop




Gittin there


Boardtrackin'

Ocoee River

man before they put the barriers up i use to have my truck parked right there almost every weekend crazy shit
ow PS. this went down yesterday

Doin' It.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Just ordered this new bender from Harbor Freight!!

Life.

vintage threads




Every town needs one of these.



Yanked from Born Loser

Monday, November 9, 2009

Finally got started on the 67. Gonna be done by the end of the month!!! I Hope??





grade A Ink

Ready 2 Party.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

The weather was perfect this whole weekend.

We got to ride motorcycles all weekend long due to 70 degree weather, so we rode up to a small town because we heard that there was a guy trying to open a shop that had some older HD shit.

We pulled up and it was pretty much the dude's house and a swap meet booth. A pretty ride up though.


65 sporty and a drag bike roller.




This is how the guy cuts his gravel lawn.


We rode back into town and headed out to the shop to drink some beers. Spenser had powdered his bars during the day.


We found an Ironhead for Tubbs at a good price. A new axle, chain, and hook up the rear wheel and the thing went down the road.


Getting shit done.


We migrated into town later on and continued to have fun.


Someone told me that I couldn't fill a balloon with pee. I proved that wrong then hung it from the ceiling.


A few of us found a moon walk too.


Went to a party full of hipsters that were pretty antisocial if they didn't know you. Of course we stuck out like sore thumbs.


Woke up Sunday morning hungover as fuck. Brunson got all of us out to take advantage of another day of good weather.


We ended up at a quarry that is rad to swim in when its hot out. A cool place to take advantage of high school girls.


Retired to Brunson's house to drink a few more. Fun weekend.

Shaggin' Wagons







Friday, November 6, 2009

New Enforcers In Town!

Alright boys, it's time to fly right. We've got some new enforcers joinin' the ranks of the Hainted few. The one on the left, "Coat-hanger", is a former Sgt. at Arms with the Sons Of Anorexia. He was kicked out for being "too hard core". FUUUUUUHCK! And the one on the right, "Psycho" has a rap sheet that includes everything from forging prescription eye wear, to cruzin' through Hoover with 23" apes. DAMN..... I don't think he's even 23" tall!!!!!

Generators can be a bitch.

I still don't have lights. Magneto works fine though, so I can still ride around!

Murray's Superior.

Is the only way that hair could do that.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Radical flick.




Starring Joe.



Wednesday, November 4, 2009

New Ink

I think this one says it all.

Bobbed Super X

I found this little gem while surfin' the aquanet. This has got to be one of the most beautiful scooters I have ever seen.

McKids.

Joe and I went out for a ride the other day.

That fucker with the megaphone wouldn't leave us alone.


Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Bros.

Vintage Threads



here is a good shirt That (Big Brandon @ 8onrepeat vintage clothing) has had. makes me laugh hard cause it just goes to show the whole motorcycle thing has been tainted with gay ass shit for a long time. even better is someone bought this shirt to sport at there next bike week

Digger.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Bobbed MZ Thumper!

Vintage duds





so some of you may know my freind Big Brandon sales vintage clothing so i will share some of his kickin threads from time to time some are for sale some are sold

Halloween photos.


Hello my friend!


Stop. Collaborate and listen. Ice is back with a brand new invention.



Ape Knuckles went to the costume shop and bought a $12 ghost costume. This is what it looked like.



A little too gnarly to wear out in public, he changed from a ghost to a greaser. Smart move.



Kenny Fuckin' Powers.



Chauncy had people convinced that he was blind. Even Vanilla Ice.



All the ladies gettin' wet.



I ended up at Brunson's house just in time to see him sacrifice a goat.



Chris's costume was just gross, but rad.



Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween!

Friday, October 30, 2009

I found this shit at Heart of Dixie HD, just in time for Halloween


Chosen Few


There's so much about this photo that is just perfect.

Another night on the town.

Another night of hanging out with friends, spending too much money, drinking too much booze, and waking up feeling like a turd late for work.



Duane is officially out of the hospital, but he has to wear this drainage thing that sewn into his elbow. Gnarly.



Scoots.



This band rules. Rise Up Howling Werewolf.



Pickett in full force.



Scott H. Biram was tight too.



Many of people made it out.



Joe's shirt came off ?



Wielding a giant blade.



Hmmmmmm.


Thursday, October 29, 2009

Bob Ross was so prolific.

Here we see one of his lesser known works where he really makes the subject come to life. It's like Hitler is actually pondering whether that's a Jew-fro or a giant pile of donkey pubes. I think I speak for all of us when I say "Bravo Bob,.....Bravo".

the story

Well last night I was leaving Larry’s shop and went over to a friend’s house who lives in Hoover which is the worst place to ride a bike that has lots of violations on it. So of course I decide to go this route. Well this time they got me, so i pull in to a gas station where I got to spend the next 30 + minutes while the cop tried to find any and all dirt he could. the first list went like this,Bars to high (Lets get a measuring tape to see how tall), License plate not readable, No insurance card, made a few comment on a few other things, asked questions about the bike, looked at vin #’s, looked at my helmet to see if it was ok, than ran my license which is when he came back with the fact that I do not have a motorcycle license, now this is were I make out some story about being grandfathered in and did not need one and so on. Well it was my lucky day cause he spent 10 to 15 min and call on a few more cops to come by to try and figure out the actual date that I would have to be born on for this to be true, but could not so my sorry ass did not have to get a free ride in his car and my bike did not end up in the impound lot YEA! Anyhow I do not think I will be riding threw again any time soon .

Ow and I only came out of it all with just one ticket for the bars which he had no idea what it would cost due to the fact that they don’t really issue a lot of these if any ( I may have the first on for Hoover)

the ticket

Duane




how about this wassel?

Death by swellbow ,has nothing to do with motorcycles


Due to an infection that set up in my swellbow i almost died ,stayed the hospital for 12 days and got a drain stitched in my arm its a real dude magnet. Swellbow is when your elbow stays swollen at all times becuase of falling on your skateboard to much it happens when dont grow up and keep skateboarding like me . I think break dancers get it to ?

I'm working on a tan like this.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The dream of every Haint.....To become one with the road.

I always have fun at punk shows.

Speechless

VL springer, O.G. frame. Around here, the old timers that got Pans see them more valuable than a Crocker. I want a Panhead fucking badly! Any of you bros out there that know where one is for a decent price, contact ya boy. I have a Weed Steed to trade!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

New hole

I met this broad on the aqua-net. She said she's 21, local, and wants to be a Haint's hang around. She tried to feed me some of this bullshit about her tragic life story and how nobody understands her......blah, blah, blah. All I know is that this bitch has a super low self esteem and will do anything, and I mean anything to be a part of the group.