It has been quite some time since we added anyone to the team, but who doesn't love a ginger? Let me proudly introduce you to Chaz, The Cheese Man. My friend Gareth introduced me to this freckly wild man. He will be temporarily stepping in for the elusive Nasty Nick, so he has some shoes to fill. A straight up P.I.M.P., Chaz is responsible for all of the babes that hang out and constantly dump em out for our crew. I think it was his idea to get a trampoline with the sole purpose of watching boobies bounce. His wee-wee looks like a carrot.
As a 'Ginga' I'm stoked to see a red man getting some love. Not much good bone structure there though . . .
ReplyDeleteI rolled with Chaz for years before he b-lined south to avoid johnny law. He's a fuckin' wild man.
ReplyDeleteChaz rules on levels that mere mortals can scarcely understand, he brought my dead cat back to life just by blowing kisses at him.
ReplyDeleteAfter being kicked out of Delta Force for being too badass, Chaz spent a few years as an international bounty hunter. Now he earns his living as a professional bull rider and donates a sizeable portion of his earnings to The United Negro College Fund.
ReplyDeleteOn his days off he bangs supermodels in public restrooms, shoots vodka intravenously and snorts bath salts through a garden hose.