The amount of pure, unalduterated awesomeness that makes up this magic little purple wonder is astronomical.
Yeah, that is a nice ride. I used to run around with this fat chick with down syndrome. Every time the temperature got above 70° she'd take off her top and start drooling. She would look incredibly hot on the back of this bike. I'm getting a boner.
purple rain? purple people eater? fucking awesome!