Yesterday afternoon, Ape Knuckles got taken out by an idiot driving a car. Actually, the car got taken out by Ape Knuckles. He totaled the piece of shit. I got a phone call from Brandon and he apparently was headed to get some oil and found our dude laid out next to his fucked up bike moments after the wreck. Brandon took Ape Knuckles to the hospital to get checked out and when he got back, myself, Chauncey, and Boozer's dad strength loaded the bike up and took it to the Dojo. We looked the bike over and miraculously the only thing that seems fucked is his front end. If it wasn't for that 10-12 over front end, he might have been way fucked. That thing took all of the force and flipped his ass over the car, dislocating his shoulder and scraping him up. He was back at the Dojo for a beer a couple of hours and a doctors excuse later.