Monday, February 28, 2011

The Japanese.......

Own some cool shit and cool hair.


He be tappin' that shit later though.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Girls Bike.

This is my sweetheart. My sportster is responsible for so many things that it's unreal. Unlike a lot of you, I didn't come from a gearhead family or grow up riding motorcycles. I found an interest in bikes around the age of 17 when I was in my prime era of skateboarding. There was this sketchy dude that tattooed next door to the skate shop and one day he got a complete Panhead chopper in trade for doing a full sleeve on some tweeker. That did it for me. After working a job for a while, I said fuck it and bought this here sportster. Rode it around stock for a few years and never thought about fucking it up. I then met some of the Haints. And those guys were about putting some serious miles on shit that you built or heavily modified. Before you know it, the motor was out of the frame. This bike was the textbook for me that taught me about wrenching on and creating choppers. That is how Larry and Spenser came into our circle and Garage Co. Customs was pretty much home base (except Brandon's basement which will always be in the history books). It took me building a chopper to really start putting miles on my motorcycle. Anyways, sorry about the rant. The point is that my sportster is responsible for the majority of the friends that I have now, It is responsible for every bit of this culture that I constantly obsess over, and it has taken me across the country and back and everywhere in between. I love this bike.

Friday, February 25, 2011


Both of them are doing a dance.

Daytona is next week.

I don't know how many of you are going to Daytona this year, but the first bit of us are headed there next Sunday. Amongst all of the gay shit that the place is known for, there is a lot of fun to be had. Meet up with us if you're down there. We will be the guys with the bikes drinking beer.

Thursday, February 24, 2011


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If we ain't choppin'...we be poppin'

The soothing waters of the hot tub caressed our nubile bodies, just as the 7-11's finest wine and champagne caressed our minds, while opening our senses to new dimensions full of wonder and mystery. If you concentrate hard enough you can hear the subtle call of the forest creatures that surrounded us in our "TIMELESS ADVENTURE" get-away.

Critter Knuck.

Possible new shirts if I can save some loots. Hopefully soon though.


Here's a couple of photos that Bill took of us in Ohio that I got from ChopCult. The whole trip was pretty much a blur, just like the photos.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

New cell phone.

It's got the best apps. 25 cents a minute.


Guitar faces are an amazing thing.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Shit Falcon needs some gloves........

......... So he can stop fucking up our coozies.

For Nasty Nick.

This photo reminds me of Nasty Nick's old truck that we called Grave Digger. This is the type of shit he would use it for too.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Nice weather randoms.

Ok, I'm pretty sure it's awesome weather again here in Alabama. You know that feeling of getting a lot done by not really doing anything? Just get on your bike and see your friends? I love that shit.

Cruised over to the skate shop and people were hanging out. This is the area that the DicE Party will be held at.

Typical Birmingham. We were just sitting in front of the shop talking about dicks or whatever, when this army of well-stocked, yuppie/hipster chicks just take over the street. All of the random shit that happens here is just one more reason to love this city.

Chauncey. I went with them to the slab spot to shred shit.

Rollerblader doing a backflip. This photo looks so stupid. It makes me laugh every time.


Sunday, February 20, 2011

Judas Priest.

I've been on a Judas Priest kick lately. They are seriously one of the best bands ever to exist. KK's guitar will melt your face off. Who cares if Rob Halford has sucked a dick or two? He does look like Sloth from the Goonies though.


Friday, February 18, 2011

Choppy Bars

Lookin for some bars for yo chobert? Give us a jingle

New Recruit.

Sorry for my lack of posting motorcycle shit lately, but we have been getting a lot of things ready for Daytona and a lot of it is media blackout status. Then again, when do I ever post anything other than critter shit? That said, meet that nigga Blade. Newest member of our team. His specialty is slaying vag at your local Sonic. Nuff' said.


Thursday, February 17, 2011

Critter Grill.

This is actually a really good idea. Filed it.

Drag Races.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Give 'em the bird bro......

Why do so many cheese ball nerds that ride motorcycles flick off the camera when they get their photo taken? Like seriously, you can shoot photos of some dork in an Affliction shirt in front of a christian day care and he will still stick his middle finger up at the camera...... Nick Brown reminded me of this photo taken of a few of us during BF2. I miss every one of you guys in this photo, except for J Body and Creighton. You guys live down the street.

Daytona Swap Meet.

Jeremy from Muttin Cycles informed me that he is organizing a swap meet on Tuesday, March 8th at the Limpnickie Lot. That's at Stone Edge skate park. Jeremy says that it is free to set up a spot, so if anyone wants to sell off some shit then now is the time. I'll be there.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011


A great time was had by all. These two one the award for best pattern. Speaking of awards, don't forget about the chopper show at Garage Co. Customs the day of the DicE party!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Dice Party Bands!

Ok, so we have officially got the bands squared away for the Dice Party on April 30th. Birmingham's own Stoned Cobra will be melting your face off along with Giant Magic. We had a lot of debating on who we should get to play this party and we feel that these guys fit the bill perfectly. Just all out weed inspired rock and roll. See you there!

Stolen Brodown Pics.

I got these photos from the Black Sheep Misfits and they are really good. I think I'm the only Haint that doesn't have a nice camera, yet I'm the only one who will actually take photos......

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Daytona Fuck Yeah

Cant wait to get to Daytona and kick it with these types.  In this shot Kev is choppin down main street rockin out to Disturbed's latest on his Walkman.  He's headed to Wrestle with the WWE in his tag team no holds barred loser leave town title match.  OOOOOOO AAHH AAHH AAHH AHHH

Thanks Easyriders for this great photo!!

Friday, February 11, 2011

Parts needed

Why yes Nick, you are correct.  So calling all parts hoarders. I need some shit to start my Chop Off bike.  I need a wrecked/bent/cheap shovel frame.  All ill be using are the bottom rails for the motor and trans mounts.  Aaaaannnddddd a 4spd ratchet top kick trans.  So let a nigga know if youve got somethin.

Hey Larry.........

Don't you have a long bike to build in an extremely short amount of time? Doesn't it need to be ridden a few hundred miles right off the bat too? Anyone have a Harman girder?

Who Steals art

This one of a kind 8x10 Polaroid taken by Jason Lee of the late Dennis Hopper was stolen late last night after the opening of a group show at It was on display and not for sale. The photo is very sentimental but he wanted to share it with art fans, and someone stole it. We need everyone’s help in spreading the word and hopefully we can get it back. $25K reward. Jason just wants his art back. Please help.

Chopper Parts!

J Body scored a seat for his Shovelhead that he is building. Not too sure of the manufacturer, but these types of King / Queen's are pretty hard to find. Not to mention that this thing is is great shape too. Smoke weed and get lost on your chopper. Fuck yeah.

Great Parents!

I guess that photo below with the strippers reminded Boozer that he had a collection of bad parenting photos. He sent a few of them over to me.