Sunday, October 4, 2009

The Faunsdale Bike Rally

We went to a bike rally in Faunsdale, Alabama this weekend. This was my first time and it was full of critters of all sorts, shapes, sizes, etc. I have a keen eye for a photo in these types of situations. I took a hundred photos, I have a few that I think may be too gnarly to post right now (consisting of blown out vaginas).

Before we get to the action, I want to thank the Boozefighters for their generosity and hospitality. That kind of treatment means a lot to us and we are very grateful. These guys sure know how to treat their guests! Thanks guys!
Now, onto the magic.

I saw tits! Crazy!

Nice rain catcher dude!

Dee Snyder was even in attendance.

Oh yeah, every Kevin-type mofo had a stripper pole at their camp. Go figure. In this photo, "Bitch, did I tell you to stop dancing?"

I saw this character running around and had to get a photo with him. Nipple rings, anal/neck beads, thong.

Explosive hairdo!

Everyone's girls had badass outfits.

They had an amazing airbrush wizard flown in to perform his magic.

Fuck. Yeah.

He must get all the pussies.

The bad lady from The Goonies was there.

Fire crotch.

This photo pretty much describes this whole event.

Custom fenders.

Da Jesters MC.

He's just here to party.

So anyone that has ever gotten trashed with Joe knows that his shirt will eventually come off. Now with cheese ball ass strippers.

I think she was sober.

We woke up at 7 after partying all night and hit the road heading home. Joe at a gas stop.

I have more photos I will post randomly over the next few days. Word.


  1. I'm hereby nominating you for the 2010 Pulitzer Prize for outstanding photojournalism based on your selflessness and immeasurable personal sacrifice in bringing the Haints readership this quality story.

  2. awwww shit i kind of recall getting kicked off that stage man i am never drinking moon shine again . .

  3. hahahahaha...I'm glad I wasn't out that way this weekend. It's amazing that so many ugly folks got together at the same place.

  4. ...and that one dude has a Club La Vela shirt on.

  5. Pic request- More Joe and the stripper pole shots please. That bro knows how to par-ty. Made my morning.

  6. Holy shit, he does have a La Vela shirt on.

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