Classics.

One of the best. Fuck the rest.

Urban Ninja.

Our homie Alan Berg sent me this video of some practice sessions. Keep your skills sharp.

Fart Rocket.

I have been trying to master this skill, but it is a hard task to successfully complete.

Dojo Security.

Karate Steve. Bad to the fucking bone and a surgeon with a ninja star. He's a high ranked purple belt that trained at Dante's TaekwonDojo next to the Waffle House in Hueytown. We met him at a Halloween party during which he karated a group of skeleton men as he was dressed like a portable shower. It took some convincing, but we finally got him moved into the loft at the Chopper Kai Dojo. All of you chopper dudes that like to show off your gun collections, well watch out, the Haints have a human. This guy is probably your uncle.

ICP Yo.

She has to have a busted face.

The Weed Steed.

Duane and The Weed Steed are all up in the new Street Chopper. Or Skreet Choppy. Dig it son.

Go out and get it just for the story about how the bike came about.

Arsenal.

This is an example of what is in a Haint's pocket while riding his choppy. Ninja weapons. Mine have yin yangs custom engraved in them.

Absolutely.

Learn the tricks of the trade.

Care package from the Hate Factory.

Shanebo rules. You see people sending each other shirts or products from their shops or companies all the time. Fuck you. Those people have never received a real care package before. I open up this size 11 Nike box addressed to me and there is this awesome note. Underneath the note gets better. There is a fabricated tri-knife that would be useful especially for ninjas, a brick of firecrackers, a ring with a horse morphing out of it, the new Vibes magazine, a BOSS patch, a flask with a wizard on it, a Cadillac emblem, a kustom, a fuckload of stickers, and a rather large safety pin. That's a care package mother fuckers.

Ninjas are badass.

A few of us are going to ninja kick our way across the country to the Born Free show. 2 weeks until we meet up with Emilio Estevez in the spirit world desert seeking chopper glory.

Slab side jump kick.

I really like generator shovelheads and I really like American ninjas.

Oh yeah, I've got a ribbed cam cover on my shovelhead and I would really like a flat one. If anyone has one for sale, let a white boy know.

Me acting like a ninja.

Spenser shot this photo of me a while ago in the middle of nowhere Tennessee riding the fuck out of that sketchy ass springer.