Smokey Mountain Chopper Fest....

....Is this weekend. This is the purest event I have ever been to. If you are one of those people that debate on going to chopper parties, then this IS NOT for you. No bullshit, no egos, all fun. See you there.

Smokey Mountain Chopper Fest.

This thing was as real as it gets. No vendors, no booths, no attitudes, all party. Similar to the first couple BMRs. I needed this. Thank you Eddie, Nick, Billy, Patrick, Dills, and everyone else that put it together.

Smoke Drugs.

I remember seeing this bike in DicE years ago and saying to myself " If you are building a long bike, that's the way to do it." There are lots of rad things about this bike. Years later.... J Body is riding a bike with a very similar stance, smoking weed, and having the attitude of riding long bikes and doing it right.

Tomorrow.

It's go time.

Ape Knuckles.

Our friend Jeff Wright posted some amazing photos over at Church Of Choppers of Ape Knuckles doing what he does. Check it out here.

Holy Shit.

Our friend Robbie Crisp just tattooed Mamie White. For those of you that do not know who she is, she is the queen of the critters made famous from the documentaries ' The Dancin' Outlaw ' and ' The Wild and Wonderful World of the Whites '. I'm still stunned. Holy shit.

Hyundai.

I have always thought that little front wheels on choppers fucking rule. Fuck a 21, run a 15. They remind me of Beavis and Butthead's bicycles. Some dude got laid because of this bike.

Brandoms.

Here's a few random photos that I had from Brandon. Most of these involve Buckshot or his work, who just left town to go back to Canada. He's been here in Birmingham since before my wedding and I believe he had a great time. Brandon took him across the country to west Texas to see part of the southern U.S. and the rest of us played host the best that we could. That either always involves drinking or swimming. Whatever, it's been a fun 2 weeks.

Whoa Buddy.

This weekend got crazy. Super fun. Super friends. Super family. I can't thank everyone enough. My wife is way pretty. This is Brandon's photo documentary of my wedding, then it's back to the usual posts.