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Happy Valentine's Day.

Found Cell Phones Can Contain Gold.

My friend and yours, Mike D from the world famous Cheap Thrills and Goodtimes, took a little night fishing trip and came across an abandoned cell phone. Well, why wouldn't you go through the photos first thing? And no shit if he didn't find photos of these 2 lake critters getting down and dirty at the same place that we was fishing. Well if any of these two girls somehow stumble across the Haints blog...... Congratulations, you're now famous! Don't do drugs!

Happy 420 Yo.

 Ol' critter tits.

Main Street's Finest

See you beauties in Daytona. Check the melting portrait on the second to last boob.

Headed to the V Twin Expo........

Here's one to hold you over until we get back.

Trophy Chicks.

Robby sent me these photos of some real Texas beauties.

Having a great time.

"Dammit Ester, where the shit did I put my Pall Malls? And put them damn titties up!"

We need to go to another critter ass biker rally.

Where there are people like this. It's too much fun. Here's a picture of Mee-Maw and Candi cuttin' loose after being inspired by Sons Of Anarchy season 2.

Choppers Dude!

This first Denver's bike right here is fucking perfect and amazing..............

Doh!!

Looks like a party.

A dirty wizard milking some cheetah tits onto some freak's face while he's staring at a shaft? Fuck, I found this photo on Google images. Weird.

Classics: Rallies/Events.

This was the overview of the Biltwell Brodown at the V-Twin Expo. Absolutely insane. The place was literally packed out. Lowbrow and Biltwell did a great job with that party.

This was our spot at the Barber Vintage Festival. It's the one thing that happens in our home town, so we go nuts. Yeah, thats moonshine being passed around. That shit makes you forget life. This year's event happens in one week. I can't wait.

Ohhhh fuck. We live in Alabama........which is badass, and it also means that there are quite a few critter ass bike rallies. This is from one in particular called Faunsdale. Joe and I went down there as the Boozefighters' guests. Joe later got on that pole with the chicks and they weren't too stoked.

The first Big Mountain Run. What a cool event. Burnouts on the mini ramp.

The Just Friends Mardi Gras dance. It was a dope ass time. Madd people there.

One of the Smokeouts. Little Matt met us on the way there and all he brought was a sleeping bag, flip flops, and a pistol. Here he is putting that sleeping bag to use. I still shutter thinking about waking up that morning being hungover, it's barely raining, and we have a 10 hour ride home.

Smokeout again. Duane found someone with boobs and a mustache. Picture taken.

Little Matt doing what he does. Fuck that scooter. Everyone gets hurt on it.

Dump em out.

Leland fucking rules. Not only did he get a photo with some of the best critter titties around, but he got a fan of Heavy Metal Parking lot to palm one of them. Look at that bruise. Watch out bro! They are lactating on you!

Joe and Spenser's birthdays are this weekend.

We should buy them a hooker. A critter ass one. Well, I guess if you are a hooker you are automatically a critter. You know what I mean.

Sex in your pocket.

Meet Candi and Mistie. Besides from having roles in the Hollywood hit Willow, they also perform together at Johnny Boy's Titty Palace. Their routine is a meth induced trailer park strip tease. It's really cute.

Jackin' off too much.

Pump it up.

Front butt

Ready 2 party.

Just got back from the Smokeout

Here's a few pictures of some of the antics. I'll post more tomorrow when I'm not tired.