Live to Ride, Ride for Hamburgers.

Let's Party.

Too many birthdays as of lately. Not a bad thing though, just lots of celebrations. Jerimiah called me up the other day and said he's leaving Chicago and headed to Birmingham for his birthday. Well, my wife Laci's birthday is 2 days apart from his, so I guess the only solution is to have a party. That's what's up.

Pimp.

Your Mom.

Chicks that hung around choppers were way cooler back in the day. 

Unda Cover Hoez.

I will marry both of these idiots. But, only if that one on the right gives me that gun with the laser.

Female Haints.

Don't exist, but that's going to change as soon as I find Keyundra here.

This is where we get to sleep and get warm in the beautiful Maggie Valley.