Wednesday, September 5, 2012



  1. Fat thighs in the summer heat, twisted love between sticky sheets. I also like to mow the lawn when I'm really hammered. My
    '93 Cub Cadet is a fourteen horsepower instrument of destruction. I criss cross my yard like a Mongol warrior mounted on a spirited steed, cutting down Chinese emperors and tall weeds with the rusted slingblades of death.
    Dear God forgive me as I spray broken beer bottles and dog shit across the neighbor's lawn with Deep Purple pounding through much ear buds.

  2. I've got a bit of a thing for midgets, a fetish.