John J. Rambo, American Hero.

We need more of these guys.

New Recruit.

Well, we tried and tried to get Rambo to join the team, but he just didn't want to commit. He did tell us that his brother would be down for the gig though. Meet Rambo's gay ass brother.

The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

It doesn't get much more badass than Rambo. Seriously.