Chappers.

Big Ol' Logs.

Words of advice: Next time you want to take a photo of yourself coveting a boob for Myspace, Facebook, or whatever you chicks that weren't able to sell yourself to lame ass Suicide Girls post photos on......... make sure you flushed that massive turd you just forced out of your ass down the toilet. Or better yet, don't take the photo is the bathroom. Consequences being that someone like me is going to find this photo, get really stoked on it, and show as many people as I can. Sorry, that's just what's up. Shave that pre-teen duster stash too. Thanks.

Gross.

Looking at this photo gives me that terrible hangover feeling where you don't exactly know what happened the night before you just thought it was a good idea at the time.