I was so wasted......

I was so wasted 
I was a hippie 
I was a burnout 
I was a dropout I was out of my head 
I was a surfer 
I had a skateboard 
I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand 
I was so wasted 
I was so fucked up 
I was so messed up 
I was so screwed up I was out of my head 
I was so jacked up 
I was so drunk up 
I was so knocked out, I was out of my head 
I was so wasted 
I was wasted.

Mmm - Mmm, Down Home Cookin'

Damn it! I'm fucking hungry..... and it's the kinda hunger only Burlene down at Twix -n- Tween can satisfy. If you think your man enough for this action, just call me. I know she's got enough to go around and come hell or high water, I'm going down there Sunday morning to get me some!